[8/25/2015 2:11:27 PM] L: I'm an optimist
[8/25/2015 2:11:32 PM] L: A DILDO optimist

Lunatic: ITS JUST HAMSTERS ON WHEELS
Lunatic: I DON'T DECIDE WHICH WAY THEY RUN

El: Call me the Sardine Sledgehammer, because I'm gonna pack you and whack you.

Lunatic: Celestial Wars episode three is the worst thing since Celestial Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace

[10:03] Vhee pls: MAN
[10:03] Vhee pls: I shouldn't try to predict the future
[10:03] Vhee pls: I only get aids

Iroquois Pliskin: I am a child so I won't be clicking that link
El: hey wait
El: solid snake was a kid
El: a terrible infant
El: PLISKIN ARE YOU SOLID SNAKE
Iroquois Pliskin: Nonsense, Snake died on that tanker years ago.
El: YEAH BUT ARE YOU SOLID SNAKE
Iroquois Pliskin: Nonsense
El: why does every MGS joke I like get repeated all the damn time
Iroquois Pliskin: 61
El: and why do you keep enabling me
El: jesus christ stop
El: we're creating self-containing memes
El: man is not meant to go that far
Iroquois Pliskin: its called an inside joke go ♥♥♥♥ YOUR SELF
Iroquois Pliskin: Claudia memed at me the other day
El: i read that in exactly the voice you wanted me to
Iroquois Pliskin: and like
Iroquois Pliskin: we have very formal interaction face to face
Iroquois Pliskin: so hearing her say that feel when
Iroquois Pliskin: I looked at her
Iroquois Pliskin: and said
Iroquois Pliskin: "Did you just meme at me"
El: "Nonsense."
El: "Memes died on that tanker years ago."
Iroquois Pliskin: Not for honor, but for memes.


A kid who is also a くコ:彡: ♥♥♥♥♥♥ opinions do have a deathrate
L: did you know
L: that over 719,000 people die each second from third-stage wrong opinions
A kid who is also a くコ:彡: a much needed plague to thin out the internet's population


Mr. Manager: but we beat all the lumberjacks in rush hour 2-2 canada catastrophe

Ving Rhames: wrecked
Ving Rhames: reported
Ving Rhames: and recommended for a job interview

L: Imagine if
L: You ♥♥♥♥ swords
L: It'd be like trying to turn that sword into an axe
L: while it's still in your prostate
Lunatic: why did this have to be an ass metaphor
Lunatic: why couldn't you just make the sword in a forge with tools
Lunatic: and then be like
Lunatic: "♥♥♥♥"
Lunatic: "I WANTED A BATTLEAXE"

Fat Seacucumber: I'm hardly canadian though
L: ?
Fat Seacucumber: I was born here, yes
Fat Seacucumber: But that's the most canadian thing about me
Fat Seacucumber: I'm more Macedonian then Canadian
L: You just went from looking like a lumberjack to looking like an admittedly fabulously bearded hobo in my head

Lunatic: WHEN HES FIGHTING
Lunatic: AND HAS HIS HEADPHONES ON
El: And he taps to the beat I know
Lunatic: ITS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
Lunatic: THESE WOUNDS
Lunatic: THEY WILL NOT
Lunatic: DIA


Mr. Obama of the white house: Wow so mean
Mr. Obama of the white house: to seiba
Nightmare of Solomon: down with the monarchy
Mr. Obama of the white house: Listen if it was vladimir lenin would you have not anal'd him
Nightmare of Solomon: well you can't fertilize vladimir
Mr. Obama of the white house: Listen he is the people
Nightmare of Solomon: unless you're some kind of CoC style egg layer
Mr. Obama of the white house: You can fertilize him as the land

Mr. Manager: m8 you don't have nearly enough origin points to face me
Lunatic: Yeah well i bought the free Taco Bell Doritoes Locos Taco® app you cannot beat me
Mr. Manager: pfft i bet you didn't even preorder the three-piece chicken nugget DLC
Lunatic: I did and I picked the game up at the Wendy's midnight release
Lunatic: so I have the added Mountain Lay's® map pack
Mr. Manager: But did you get the Burger King Big Bombo Boy Band Bundle autographed by the Backstreet Bambos themselves?
Lunatic: no but I got the McDonald's Lemon Tea bundle with a copy autographed by president Barack Obama that came with the Obama exoskeleton
Mr. Manager: Pfft that's only the platinum copy I have the In-&-Out Burger's Innie Outie George Bushie Special ♥♥♥♥ Cheney Bullseye Edition, which came with a real Cheney Sniper Rifle.
Lunatic: oh ♥♥♥♥ a REAL Cheney Sniper Rifle???
Lunatic: have you 720 noscoped with it yet
Mr. Manager: No that would kill me
Mr. Manager: It's so accurate it kills everyone
Mr. Manager: even the wielder


I need pictures of seacucumbers has changed their name to Corpulent Seacucumber.
Fat Seacucumber: Oh my
Corpulent Seacucumber has changed their name to I dream of Seacucumber.
Fat Seacucumber: What is with you and Seacucumbers now
I dream of Seacucumber has changed their name to What is a man.
What is a man has changed their name to A miserable pile of seacucumbers.


NInjaHia: I'm going to evolve into primeape and kill myself because no TPA Shen