Recent reviews by FUJIMANJARO

Love it, reminds me of high school

No borderless windowed. The graphics are great actually, I just have no idea why the resolution of the overlays are like a wet dog. Discord overlay is there alright, but why is it like that? I don't know, that's just how Mafia works I guess.

Before we played this game, me and my partner had a loving and healthy relationship.

After we played this game, me and my partner have severe trust issues.

UPDATE: We still have not recovered.

Really immersive! Even looks like it was made in WWII!

Just buy actual clothes.

I recommend this ONLY because it actually makes having a child a bearable experience. Do I recommend it full price? Absolutely not. Only get this when it is on sale. At the full price, you could buy different games that would give you a lot more fun than this.

Examples:
1. Stardew Valley
2. Cuphead
3. Skyrim
4. GTA - San Andreas
5. Don't Starve Together
6. All three Danganronpa games.

This game is what motivates me to become rich like Scrooge McDuck. So that one day, I might be able to afford the rest of the damn game. Almost $1K for DLC? At least let me doll up before you shag me on the terrible $5 loft bed.

WATCH OUT THERE'S A ZOMBIE!!

SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME! MY GAME IS STUCK IN A LOOP AND WON'T SAVE PROGRESS! NO MATTER HOW FAR I GET INTO THE GAME, OR WHAT I DO TO THE PLANTS IN MY GARDEN, IT ALWAYS GOES BACK!

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I DO - SELL THEM, EAT THEM; THE THREE MARIGOLDS, ONE CABBAGEPULT, AND ONE ICE SHROOM ARE ALWAYS THERE! SOME ONE, PLEASE! HELP! THE ONLY GUY WHO HAD THE SAME PROBLEM AS I DID WAS SOME DUDE ON GAMEFAQS 14 YEARS AGO, AND THERE WASN'T A SOLUTION THERE EITHER! I JUST WANT TO PLANTS VS ZOMBIES, PLEASE

Game gave me arthritis.