Heard this from my brother who witnessed this after a night out a couple of years ago.

On typical saturday night a drunk guy was standing in a long taxi line talking trash and generally being a total douche to everyone around him to impress his lady friend for the evening. The people in line tried to ignore him for good amount of time, but eventually they were pretty fed up with this ginger faced moron.

The douche bag eventually started talking to a bald guy in front him saying something like "I see you weren't the first guy in line when they handed out hair", to which the bald guy perfectly answered "You're quite right about that, but when I finally reached the end of the line they only had ginger hair left so I didn't even bother".

Laughter then proceeded and the douche bag kept his mouth shut.

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