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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 4 May, 2020 @ 6:17pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 3 May, 2020 @ 5:33am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 5 May, 2020 @ 12:38am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2020 @ 10:18pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2020 @ 4:04am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 4 May, 2020 @ 7:27pm

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 3 May, 2020 @ 7:23am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 4 May, 2020 @ 11:19pm

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 4 May, 2020 @ 5:13am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 3 May, 2020 @ 7:27am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 5 May, 2020 @ 3:44pm

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2021 @ 5:26am

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 2 May, 2020 @ 1:24am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 5 May, 2020 @ 6:21pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 5 May, 2020 @ 3:56pm

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 2:51am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2021 @ 4:29am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 5:02am

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 3:10am

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 3:50am

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 4:42am

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 4:00am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 7:13am

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 2:54am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 2:28am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 6:22am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:45am

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 5:22am



Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
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