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8 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
43.6 hrs on record (33.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I'm in the process of playing this as I type it. I've put in a considerable amount of hours, just doing the campaign.

The devs have 0 clue how to balance the campaign, and as such, there is not one but TWO levels in the campaign that you CANNOT complete by skill. They are ONLY won based entirely on LUCK. One involves a weapon that either does minimal damage or a TON of damage. All based on RNG. While that's all well and good, there's another stage where you ONLY have access to a weapon that RANDOMLY ejects damage. You cannot aim it, and on more than one occasion while playing Fiesta Forever, EVERY. SINGLE. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. SHOT. I made went AROUND my opponents. That doesn't make for a fun game.

The final stage, aptly titled "Final Boss," has you fight three people at once. Two of them are manageable. The third however, has EVERY WEAPON, and INFINITE ITEMS. And all their items are maxed out. This means that should RNG not be in your favor (Oh wait, that's EVERY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME against the AI in this game), the boss can infinitely use Shields, that for them last oh, say 5-6, sometimes even 8 turns. This means they're COMPLETELY INVINCIBLE (save two or three weapons, that you probably won't get because the % chance that you have what you need in this game is likely in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ negatives).


As someone that grew up playing Pocket Tanks, I thought this game was going to be GREAT. The multiplayer is pretty crazy and fun, but... If you're someone like me who wants to finish a single player experience before they jump into multiplayer, DON'T. EVEN. BOTHER. This is by far the most frustrating experience I've had in gaming in my ENTIRE LIFE. 'Cuz it doesn't matter how good you are, or how you've memorized patterns, or you've learned to rely on your muscle memory... The only way to win is to be lucky, and let's face it, not everyone is Domino.
Posted 24 June, 2018.
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1.4 hrs on record
A short game about the life of a hatchling dragon. His story and the fate of his kind and his worshippers unfolds based on your choices.
The only real gripe I can say I have with this game is that I can't get the final ability to happen with any above average degree of success which can lead to some frustrating situations.
If you want to get the full My Two (S)cents, you can here:
https://youtu.be/ZdjWvI6k-0M
Posted 14 March, 2016.
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5.7 hrs on record
Do you want feels? Do you want to connect with a character on a personal level?
Do you want to hate stairs and want more more more after a game ends?
Then this is the game for you.
The length of the game is the only major concern. If you subscribe to the price = length of content then this is not the game for you.

My Two (S)cents:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAED_gd50WE
Posted 15 February, 2016.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
9.0 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
I'm new to this genre, but I have to say this is probably one of the most calming games I have ever gotten my hands on. It's definitely not a game I would have expected to enjoy as much as I did.
If you're looking for something that you can sit and play and be happy about, this is a REALLY good choice. If you want the full two (s)cents, you can watch the video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BrJvO3hL0o
Posted 28 January, 2016. Last edited 28 January, 2016.
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0.2 hrs on record
I have to say, this is not what I expected. Most of the reviews state that the jump is floaty, and the first puzzle is impossible, and while the former is certainly true, the latter is definitely not.
You're given three buttons, basically, obviously one of them has to help solve the puzzle...
Game's not for me, but if you can get used to the floaty jump and you map the keys to buttons that make a little more sense than the defaults, then this could be a real gem.
Posted 12 January, 2015.
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2.2 hrs on record
I haven't played that much of it, but from what I can tell so far, it's basically an inferior version of Anarchy Reigns.
It even has a copy of Blacker Baron.
The control scheme, at least, the combat scheme is the exact same as Dynasty Warriors, if that's any indication of what you'll be doing.
The matches are wildly uneven, as there is no real matchmaking, but it could be fun for a little bit.
There are TONS of open servers, but it seems like less than 100 people are playing at any given time. It also lags a bit more than it should, and for a game like this, timing can be everything. One giant laggy Danmai can mess everything up.
The devs have unfortunately had to give up on it so don't expect any balancing coming in the near future (I'm looking at you ice chick and gunkata chick).
You can't tell what game mode you're going into when joining a server either, which is sort of a problem. You can only see what modifiers are enabled, the map and how many people are playing.
Even though it's f2p, if you just wanna mess around, you might wanna go ahead and buy that all-access pass, that will unlock absolutely everything, it seems like everyone I've encountered has it already. If you do it the f2p way, if you go into a server where there can only be one of a certain character you might be locked out of play for it. That seems like something that should have been fixed, in my opinion. Or the server should at least tell you beforehand that you can't play there, instead of going in and having to sit in the lobby.
Posted 19 December, 2014.
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