A giraffe walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Do you want a long neck?" The giraffe says, "Do I have a choice?"

A soccer ball walks into a bar. The bartender kicked him out.


A book walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Please, no stories!"

A pony walks into a bar and coughs, "Hey, COUGH. Gimme a bu COUGH a beer COUGH. The bartender serves him and says, "What's with your voice?" The pony says, "Nothing, I'm just a little hoarse."

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."

A goldfish walks into a bar and looks at the bartender. The bartender asks, "What can I get you?" The goldfish says, "Water."

A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.

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