Looking 'round the room, I can tell that you are the most beautiful girl in the... room. You could be a part-time model... but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job. Damn baby, you're so average. You work me up like most everyone else does. Your legs go on for... a sufficient distance. Mmm yeah, you're making me so... tepid.

Um, the fact that you put on your shoes on your own in this little confabulation of clishmaclaver that you're having with me is with no doubt is clever. I'm charmed. Eh, so I'm also an independent woman, and I'm lesbian. So if you'd like we can go out sometime, just sex. I don't have money for food. Um, are you of age? You're seventeen? Are you eighteen? Really? That's a great age. That's, that's fantastic. So, we don't have to worry about talking to your parents. I'm going to ignore the rest of the subject matter pertaining to this specific conversation, and go back to ogling baseball literature I really don't care for, and I think maybe you should start speaking to that woman herself because she's also independent, but she's also of a different ethnicity, and she'll be proud to see that you'd make that stand in a library no less and with an appropriate inside voice.

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One time a bird flew RIGHT into my window, I'll be damned if I didn't use every part of the animal. And that's what I'm really getting at. I took some of the feathers, and made a little hat for my aunt Qwippy. We keep her in a box. After that I tried to get my neighbors to eat it, but they put up a good fight! I figure they came around, because I left the bird nailed to their fence, and now it's gone.

For instance: What if just now you heard the rattling moon-lit sound of a SKELETON? No, nothing? Everybody still alive? Okay, but what if that sound was coming from INSIDE YOUR OWN BODY? Because there’s a SKELETON in there RIGHT NOW? Oh, you already knew that, did you? Well, what if we were to tell you it’s STEVE BUSCEMI’S SKELETON? How did it get INSIDE you? What did he do with YOUR skeleton? Why don’t you ask him, because he’s RIGHT BEHIND YOU! No, look down! Farther! Because he’s just a puddle of flesh with two BULGING EYEBALLS staring up at you! And a SNAGGLE-TOOTH! That’s right, you just BODY-SHAMED STEVE BUSCEMI! Because it was YOU writing this comment the WHOLE TIME! AWOOOOO!

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