To be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? ♥♥♥♥♥? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now.

*DEAD* Night Star : 6ydwaOUYLXvczk,JDfck mgc;.c. hacks

Kirb0 is ♥♥♥♥ : oh hey ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

GaViN : hack ♥♥♥ has aimbot

Val : Unbelievable flickshots that somehow got every shot.

Stuart Little And His Adventure : yeah definitly not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hacking with the headshots acorss the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ map

0w0 : And i just got premium today and the first match i get is against a hacker/

robloxarea102 : *DEAD*(TEAM) The Ethanator : they have a good sniper

Kris18 : you literally watched me change directions 5 seconds after I cloaked with dead precision then meatshot me

Elegante Internet : Beep beep vac is hacking

Master Sparkles : you ruin this amazing community
Master Sparkles : thanks for that

KaiserinStar #NerfThePhlog : you should go to the hospital you're clearly having a stroke sir

Fenderchic : 4 people are hacking on red
Fenderchic : maybe 5

potatoman203 : lol they so bad taht they have to hack

*DEAD* aob_beaudet : this guys robotic is hacking for sure

pablo.gonzales.2007 : Can you kick your bro-♥♥♥?

Dylan Apple-Juice : Randy Stair is haunting this server

JohnPlaysMRT : It's the sniper with the rifle named 'antimater'

DavidTheHomosexCheeto : HES A SPATIC LITTLE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ WITHA SUPERIORITY COMPLEC


LsRainbows believes in magic : they wont kick him because theres multiple hackers on blue queued together

Red : a bunch of son of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

jason.berresford : STOP

♔ Ďēřşķàя ♔|Mannco.t : i hate chiters

Twitch.tv/r41nb0w_d0nut : KICK bro and den
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