trying to download game but taking years due to long distance phone calls and some indian tech support chick ddosing my nan's toater as a north korean general tries to hack into my , now dead, club penguin account and get me banned from call of booty due to lack of ukelele music, While some chickens hold me at gun point for using their rock and installing viruses on it and made their microwave play royalty free bohemian rhapsody with some mutated corn who just suffered a very aggressive pizza attack who was on the ♥♥♥♥♥ dues to explosive diarreah.


I finally made it and have transcended to have sugoi eyes. With the help of radiation mutations and 500 philipino pesos (10 euros or 5 pounds) the sugoi eyes have come and here to stay. (edited) i removed my sugoi eyes as they were giving me cancer and made my skin insanity worse.(reedited) they came back!!!

if everything we see is because of the light and light is composed of colours which composes the rainbow and the rainbow is gay then everything is gay. But thats just a theory a gay theory.