⎝⧹GWeZiN⧸⎠8R⧸⎠⧸⎠
Florida, United States
 
 
Since boredom advances and boredom is the root of all evil, no wonder, then, that the world goes backwards, that evil spreads. This can be traced back to the very beginning of the world. The gods were bored; therefore they created human beings. Adam was bored because he was alone; therefore Eve was created. Since that moment, boredom entered the world and grew in quantity in exact proportion to the growth of population. Adam was bored alone; then Adam and Eve were bored en famille. After that, the population of the world increased and the nations were bored en masse. To amuse themselves, they hit upon the notion of building a tower so high that it would reach the sky. This notion is just as boring as the tower was high and is a terrible demonstration of how boredom had gained the upper hand. Then they were dispersed around the world, just as people now travel abroad, but they continued to be bored. And what consequences this boredom had: humankind stood tall and fell far, first through Eve, then from the Babylonian tower.
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𝗱𝗮𝗻 2021 年 5 月 22 日 下午 6:57 
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Bazongo 2021 年 5 月 7 日 下午 8:53 
You know, Gwez , I’m an easygoing guy, a real laid back ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I don’t need much from anybody, I don’t judge people and I don’t set very high standards. I’m the kinda guy who’ll throw his ♥♥♥♥ on the bbq when there’s no sausages left and the neighbour wants a bite of that goodness. I’m the kinda guy who’d ♥♥♥♥ your dog in your front yard when your internet is down so you have something to jack off to.

I’m the chillest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you’ll ever meet, and I don’t ask much from nobody, but I like my theories coherent, my claims empirically supported and my equations void of infinities. I don’t know nothing ‘bout no 26 dimensions or superstrings, I like theories with as many dimensions as me and my wife share balls: 4. I don’t need no microscopic dimensions, I don’t need no hula hoop vibrations to yangle my dangle, and the only string I know is the one I wore to your daughter’s birthday party.

Is that too much for a man to ask these days?
Bazongo 2020 年 3 月 30 日 上午 10:32 
So you’ve tested positive for the Chinese virus, the so-called Covid NINETEEN, the Corona—nobody knows what to call it, quite frankly. It’s the most amazing thing, no one knew anything about Corona until a few weeks ago.

But the moment I heard about it—the Wuhan flu; it’s also the Wuhan, or WuHAAN—that’s a city in China. But the moment I heard about this Chinese flu, I ordered a test. And it’s an amazing test. We do better testing than anywhere in the world.

Usually “positive” is a positive word—it’s a very good word, frankly. Everybody thinks it’s good, apart from what you hear on the news—which is fake. But in medicine, “positive” is not so good. So it’s very confusing.

So you’re positive for the Corona. But you’ll be fine. Totally fine. You might think you’re going to die—and everybody does die, eventually. But you’ll be fine. You feel fine, right? You won’t need a ventilator. There are no ventilators—but you won’t need one.
Bazongo 2018 年 4 月 10 日 下午 7:40 
I pretended to be a girl in the new roblox server for 18+ only. Little did they know I am a 12 year old boy. At first we just played roblox together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a hot and sexy "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.

Eventually I scammed this man out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up and many hours of my roblox time watching makeup tutorials to pull off this epic con. He also gifted me over 500 robux.

11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking someone's ♥♥♥♥ for the first time. We're looking to move in together in October.
𝗱𝗮𝗻 2018 年 2 月 8 日 上午 11:29 
I have run this profile through multiple state-of-the-art supercomputers, sent it to over 274 think-tanks worldwide for review, and have presented it to a fully-present council at the UN. After much debate and energetic speeches, we have enacted legislation officially declaring this man's benis a no-fly zone, and officially off-limits to both public and government personnel. Armed guards and military assets will be stationed at key points around this man's benis at all times, and all who attempt to trespass will be enthusiastically shot until dead.
Bazongo 2017 年 9 月 27 日 下午 10:37 
A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, a known atheist. "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!" At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock. "How old is this rock?" The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian" "Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now" The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.