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1,629.3 hrs on record (339.3 hrs at review time)
Personally, I feel like everything in this game is a crutch. As such, I NEVER use the items from the following list:

Primary Ammo Weapons

Special Ammo Weapons

Heavy Ammo Weapons

Melees

Grenades

Supers

Jump Abilities

Class Abilities

I am so good that my EMOTING kills enemy guardians. Using anything else and you are a scrub by my book and you need to GIT GUD.
Posted 24 June, 2020. Last edited 24 June, 2020.
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643.1 hrs on record (363.6 hrs at review time)
Playing Monster Hunter since 3U on the 3ds. Still enjoying the series.
Posted 7 January, 2020.
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229.3 hrs on record (69.8 hrs at review time)
The unicorn scene in The Witcher 3 has changed me as a person. Every night before I go to sleep, I always go to the bathroom and have a good long session with a video of this sex scene. The amount of pleasure that I get when doing it is almost incomparable, sometimes I even do it multiple times a session. I used to only do it like 2 times a week at most, but as time goes, it went up to 3 times, then 4 times, and finally, every single night. But even then, that's not the end of it. I feel like the urge to fap to this scene is constantly increasing, and this time it's entering my mind more often than ever. At random times, I will suddenly have the urge, stop whatever I was doing, and have a quick unicorn session before going back to it. I have so many sessions in a day that I can use up all of the soap in the bathroom in under a week. One time, I have ran out of things that I can use as a lube, but the urge is already too strong to hold before I can buy something as a lube. At the time, I refused to do it without any, because without it I feel like I can't fully immerse myself as Geralt in the scene. So I used some sort of a rust prevention fluid as the lubricant. It hurts like hell, but I still got the pleasure of the unicorn session. It's unbelievable how CDPR managed to make everything in the sex scene so good that it made me do those things. The warm lighting of the scene, the beauty of Yennefer, the manliness and power of Geralt that penetrates her body, and so many other things that CDPR have made to make it the ultimate sex scene.
Posted 11 November, 2019.
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498.7 hrs on record (72.1 hrs at review time)
Cool game fun story
Posted 30 June, 2019.
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4,044.9 hrs on record (1,918.2 hrs at review time)
drecks game
Posted 9 October, 2018. Last edited 18 June, 2020.
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