oh right, right...

BOYYYYLIIIIIIFE IIIIN EEEEEEUUUUUUU

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE

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| KAWAII TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., _.
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”(@ )’(@ )”“”“|(@ )(@ )****(@　　　　⊂（ﾟДﾟ⊂⌒） NO KAWAII TRUCK NO!!!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT EIGHT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII ASS PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII IT'S SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND ♥♥♥♥ BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LORD OF THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII! IF YOU BREAK THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UNKAWAIINESS AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOR 9000 YEARS SO PASS IT; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS KAWAII

bark bark bark!

drip harder. stack higher.

clock winds down to 5 seconds left in game

ball is inbounded to Carmelo who turns face to face against Lebron

"You took my family"

moves to the left

"You took my friends"

moves to the right

"You took all that was dear to me"

clock winds down to 2

"I can't get them back, but I can do this for friendship, FOR MY FRIENDS"

goes up, fire coming out of his shoes

"CARMELORUKEN"

Ball flies over Lebron's head, goes straight into basket. Carmelo falls to the ground, exhausted.

"Shumpert... Senpai... I..."

faints

Final Score

Cavs 103

Knicks 63

is that you john wayne? is this me?