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🧜🏽‍♀️ 𝐀𝐥𝐞 2 Sep, 2018 @ 3:07am 
Q: How much does it cost to ride the Unibus?
A: 2 bits.

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The myth of romantic love holds that once you've fallen in love with the
perfect partner, you're home free. Unfortunately, falling out of love
seems to be just as involuntary as falling into it.

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Dustin Farnum: Why, yesterday, I had the audience glued to their seats!
Oliver Herford: Wonderful! Wonderful! Clever of you to think of it!
-- Brian Herbert, "Classic Comebacks"

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There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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echo "Congratulations. You aren't running Eunice."
-- Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution

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A good memory does not equal pale ink.
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Something better...

13 (sympathetic): Oh, What happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God?
14 (complimentary): You must love the little birdies to give them this to
perch on.
15 (scientific): Say
SSDani 4 Aug, 2016 @ 10:50pm 
Sos un asco pete, hack!!!!! reporttttttttttttttttttttt
keiz 4 Apr, 2015 @ 11:32am 
+rep and SEXY trade