"Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!"

"I love you."

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

"Maybe a story will cheer you up...Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end."

"I may be stupid but I'm not dumb."

"TWO ICE CREAMS!"

"It's okay Rocky, you can go when you feel like it."

"Now all I need is a magic mustache, and all my dreams will have come true!"

"OH MY, A QUARTER! I've always wanted a quarter."

"Just do what I do when I have problems ...SCREAM!!"

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma..."

"We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!"

"You broke my heart. Now I'm going to break something of yours."

"Squidward, you and your nose will definitely not fit in!"

"Hi Spongeboob. HAHAHA SPONGEBOOB! Who's Spongeboob?"

"Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves solve our problems."


- Patrick J. Star