According to eyewitness, Gene Ween and his associate Glenn McClelland were allegedly performing a secret concert in the Southern area of the Holmdel Shopping Center’s parking lot in New Jersey, smack dab in the middle of a Saladworks, scheduled for demolition the same day. The wrecking ball began moving towards the Saladworks when suddenly one man stood in front of the mechanical beast. It was Glenn. The construction worker controlling the wrecking ball stopped at a halt and yelled to Glenn. “This is private property sir! Evacuate immediately!” Glenn, with a heavy breath shook his head, a single tear streaming from his face as he closed his eyes and braced for impact. The construction worker continued on, getting ready to destroy the Saladworks with Gener inside, no matter the cost when suddenly he heard the faint sound of a guitar emitting from the inside of the restaurant. It was Aaron, he was playing the instrumental to moving away. Glenn took a sigh and began serenading the construction worker with his soft and beautiful voice. The man sitting inside of the destructive vehicle began to sob. Pulling his hand off of the lever and crying out. “I cant do it!!” It was at this point that more demomen had risen up upon the restaurant in various vehicles of mass destruction the men all met the same beautiful fate, tears flooded down even the toughest of mens eyes and began singing along. Even a young child nearby joined in singing with them. The foreman rose up upon the hill behind the wrecking ball and called out to his minions on the megaphone. “Continue the job NOW!!!” No response. “Did you hear me?? I said… continue the job-“ the man suddenly got flattened by a steam roller and was never heard from again. All of the machines drove off into the peach colored sunset joyfully crying out the lyrics to moving away. Nobody knows why the two men did this but there have mysteriously been no further attempt to get rid of the location out of fear of hearing Moving Away live again.