"I'd rather get kinky with Junkrat's peg leg than ♥♥♥♥ Symmetra." ~Drake, 2017
"Why did we hire clickbait for a president?" ~Jerrod, 2017
"Give me that thicc succ, boi." ~Dustin, 2017
"I've never gotten horny over a car before, but there was a lot of great car ass there." ~River, 2017
"Yuh. Sense Koil is infected."~Payton, 2017
"WD 9000 and Automatix destroy deviant devils in the all new show premering june 9 on Fox." ~Jerrod, 2018
"Abel is basically super Guts." ~Jerrod, 2018
"We're goin' in deep, fellas!" ~Payton while talking about reaching his hand into the toilet, 2018.
"What ya' gotta do is just dice up that religion." ~Dustin, 2018
"Action star, Bruce Willis!" ~Robert, 2018
"These lib-tards are making my organs fall out." ~Tristen, 2018
"I wanna be the hand that Shrek masturbates with." ~Tristen, 2018
"You need water for your Undyne." ~Jerrod, 2018
"It's like Pearl Harbor all over again. They poked me in the side, now I'm going to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nuke their pizza shop." ~Payton, 2018
"It's like punishing illegal rocks." ~Tristen, 2018
"He's got no stats, he's gonna die." ~Payton, 2018
"Oh ♥♥♥♥, Skaven. ♥♥♥♥ ME I GUESS." ~Payton, 2018
"You just Polio'd me." ~Jerrod, speaking to his mother, 2018.
"Name a vegetable." "Fruit!" ~Payton and Tristen respectively, 2018.
"Nurgle prayed to Jehovah." ~Jerrod, 2018.
"It's like a frying pan... but chocolate milk." ~Payton, 2019
"Shove your butt; let the abyss welcome you." ~Payton, 2019
"My kids aren't happy when I ♥♥♥♥ my pants." ~Sean, 2019
"Lolth is everyone's Dommy-Mommy." ~Payton, 2019
"Let's hope it's option B!" ~Dustin talking about ketchup, 2020.
'*Maury, looking at the cards, then at Tristen* "You are NOT the father!" *Jerrod starts crying, you (Calbe) stand up and start pointing at him* "I told you, I TOLD YOU!" *Me in the other chair just holding my head*' ~Payton, 2020.
"Jerrod doesn't have a 'birth' day. Now, a 'creation' day and a 'reawakening' day maybe." ~Payton, 2020
"They put barbed wire up their ♥♥♥♥♥." ~Tristen, 2020.
"November 7th is next September, right?" ~Jerrod, 2020.
"I'm gonna terminate him with my turbo-sperm." ~Jerrod, 2020.
"I'm genetically predisposed to being a fatass." ~Jerrod, 2021.
"Did Kamala Harris leak the ending to One Piece?" ~Jerrod, 2022.
"Hi, I'd like to land on a space with Daisy so I can beat her ♥♥♥♥♥ ass and get my money back." ~Dustin, 2022.
"Show me that beak, baby boy." ~Dustin, 2022.
"I used my stand 'Made in Heaven' to speed up time to serve my jail sentence for stealing from the collection plate faster!" ~Jerrod, 2023.
"Take me to snurch; I'll worship like a snail." Tristen, 2023.
"I can't believe you guys don't think weenie dog sex is funny." ~Jerrod, 2023.
"u guys ever use a gorge forman grill, like one of those tiny counter ones?" ~Tristen, 2023.
"I have Scottish resistance traps outside each exit of your house." ~Jacob, 2023.
"Elon Musk is throwing for content." ~Jacob, 2025.