this dude was the chillest!

Helo

Is your bayonet also worth 600 dollars? Not interested otherwise

I can give my bayonet for all of your csgo sealed graffities (Im collecting them) so if it's ok for you send me trade offer please. Link in my bio

"♥♥♥♥♥♥faggot" is ok to say because a negative times a negative is a positive. It's just basic math dude. Go back to 7th grade if you don't understand it but I'm going to keep bringing positivity and tolerance to the world with this word.

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.

*Four ruffians break into my house.
*"What the devil?" as I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.
*Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.
*Draw my pistol on the second man, misses him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog.
*I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot.
*"Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
*Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.
*Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up.

Just as the founding fathers intended.

<3

Hello, I wanted trade my ak redline for all your cases or graffities. So if u dont need them just send me offer. My ak and tradelink in my main - https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/id/JohnSnow777/ . Dont add me i got limit, just send offer. Thanks

i think its hilarious u kids talking ♥♥♥♥ about garrett. u wouldnt say this ♥♥♥♥ to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

That you've been up every night ever since October having my anxiety and crying my eyes out and she is a therapist... lol but I refuse to tell her what is going on. and we went to the doctors the other week because I had so much anxiety that I couldn't bring my self to go to school, it wasn't anxiety about school but the fact the anxiety I was having was just making me too weak to do things at times. And I got prescribed this medicine and I really don't wanna take it and my mom said I don't have to it's just there if we need to try it and now she ordered it but I don't want to ♥♥♥♥♥♥ take it even tho it's a low dosage at first, and I don't know if it will effect my csgo or not and at this point it's the main thing I care about and have a sense of drive and motivation and honestly enjoyment when I play because I love being competitive,

ah idek what to do anymore... and she has been taking my computer away every single week during week days simply because of the symptoms of my anxiety like sleepyness and over whelming and not doing things becuase I get over whelmed then she goes on about why that happens when I do this or that. Completely irrelevant to the actual problem.. then she takes it away and it makes everything worse because now I don't have an escape and it makes me get over whelmed way easier... I know forums aren't the best place to put stuff like this but idc I just need to get this out of me.. I don't know. I just don't know.. sorry for all this sad ♥♥♥♥ recently..

I did the math and research. According to Wikipedia, the average length of a penis varies from 5.1 to 5.9 inches, so I went with 5.5 inches as an average. The average radius from the core center of the penis to the skin on the outside is .75 inches. From this we can roughly find the volume with pi*r^2*h = 9.72 cubic inches. Next, I found the volume of the average human adult m ale. To find the weight, I looked into Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook", and found that the average adult male is 70kg/154 lbs.

Weight is found by mass * gravity, or 9.81 m/s. After taking gravity out of the equation, the average mass of an adult male is 7.14 kg. Then, I found the volume by dividing that number by the volume of an adult male, which according to Wikipedia is 985 kg/m^3. The volume of an adult male is 0.0072516316 m^3.
Utilizing the volume of the average penis I found earlier, 9.72 inches^3, I get 0.0001592828 m^3. This means the penis is 2.19% of an adult male's volume. Assuming a lack of any testosterone or female hormones or testes, having sex with a trap is only 2.19% gay.

why is steve such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot?

sup

My grandfather smoked his entire life. I was about ten years old when my mother said to him, "if you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immedietly", tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake,he gave it up instantly. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me "dont ever smoke. please dont put your family through what your grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 25, i have never touched a cigarette

10:41 PM - gSplave: >competition is trans robo aspergers

I found myself totally unable to enjoy giving a blowjob because I was terrified I'd bite his ♥♥♥♥ off, what with having a small mouth and teeth like a shark. I think I nipped him a few times be accident but he seemed to enjoy it either way.

Nani the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ iimasu about watashi, you chiisai ♥♥♥♥♥ desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo.

Watashi will korosu anata the ♥♥♥♥ out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shinimashita’d, akachan.

If you're looking for a coach with a good salary... hit me up. I'm dedicated more than any person in the game right now and I guarantee I'll have you top notch with the experience I have. I could have played at a pro level, but maturity levels kicked in. I'm above the rest right now when it comes to being the best. I know for sure I can make a team insanely better... msg me for some help!

Age: 14 (I know it is a little bit young but give me a chance)
Gender: Male
Location: Alabama (I'm not Redneck)

Actual Hours: 1166 (As of Thursday, July 20, 2017)
Current MM Rank LE/LEM
Current ESEA Rank B-/B

My Roles: Support and Lurker
I call everything and no information will be missed (In-Game that is)
I have never played on a team but I am willing to learn and listen!

I want a SERIOUS team!
I won't be toxic!

I'm available everyday during the summer except during certain times on Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, and Sunday

http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/id/KryptiKCS

Yo im 13 play 12-14 hours a day i love Cs want to go pro wondering if you could help.

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy💦💦

I'm sorry, my man, I do believe a minor error has been made. I am not what you might call a "weeb". I am simply a japanese animated content matter enthusiast. I enjoy anime because it is refreshingly different. There is quite a difference between me and a "weeb". However, I do quite believe that you, good sir, are not without issues. The fact that you spend your days browsing anime videos simply to inform individuals such as myself that they are "♥♥♥♥♥♥ weebs" is, to be perfectly candid, quite sad. I find people like you to be quite intriguing. Under some delusion of normality, you tell off fans of anime for being themselves, and not being exactly like you. It is, of course, common knowledge that well-adjusted socially gifted individuals, such as yourself, are devoid of all flaws, and it is therefore their right to belittle and insult anyone that is not part of the mainstream collective simply because they are different.

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hello, I just got released from prison for good behavior and i wanted to ask...

is -iwnl- a gang affiliation? While I was in the slammer, I ran into some tough crowds. Having to choose between which gangs to join was a difficult choice. But when I was in the process of picking a gang, I was offered to join a -iwnl- gang. I'm not sure what "-iwnl-" means, but all I remember is being approached by a group of men who kept repeating "Free Swag," and at first I thought that was a code word, but it turns out that is actually how the -iwnl- prison gang communicates.

I have so many questions:
-Who is -iwnl- ?
-Is -iwnl- a real gang?
-How do I join -iwnl- ?
-Who is the leader of -iwnl- ?
-How can I get photographic evidence of the illegal narcotics that this -iwnl- gang produces. (I'm not a cop)
-Do I have to get a tattoo to join -iwnl- ?

If an official -iwnl- gang member could help me that would be great, don't forget to identify yourself loud and clear (not wearing a wire) so that I know you are a real member.

Thanks,

Future -iwnl- gang member (Not a cop)

Since I'm expecting a lot of trolls threadcrapping on here. Most likely i would just ignore more of the replies on here. if you have what I'm looking for, and want to take a leap of faith...hit me up on the PM.

you literally got nothing to lose. If you think i waste your time after a scrim, at least you have money to buy the whole team subscriptions. That's how confident I am with what I can bring to the table.

actually physically challenged in the brain

MEME

+rep for being TheLegend27

+rep good team mate op af

ʜᴇʟʟᴏ , ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ᴋᴏʀᴇᴀɴ ɢɪʀʟ (◠‿◠)✌ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴅᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪɢɢʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ʜᴏᴡ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴛ ɢᴀᴍᴇs ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴍᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ sᴇɴᴘᴀɪ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hello. I am 20 years old, born in Ukraine and now living in Florida. I've been playing CS since 1.6 and my skill shows it. I started out on FaceIt, making challenger and almost FPL before going to ESEA. At ESEA, I went from D+ to S rank. I got kicked out of S rank because I am not afraid to stand down. Now I am going to get back into S rank to show the world just how good I am.

Friday, November 18, 2016
8:37 PM - iNSANE: I'm papa splave, and this is my teamspeak server. I work here with my old man and my son, big steve. Everyone in here has a meme and a ban. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know when you're gonna get banned.

think its hilarious u kids talking ♥♥♥♥ about garrett. u wouldnt say this ♥♥♥♥ to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

8:36 PM - gSplave: pull down my pants and show you some hot coco ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

7:25 PM - gSplave: "luke why are you going to the airport alone?"
7:25 PM - gSplave: "some man I met on the internet wants me to go to california"
7:25 PM - gSplave: "yes hello FBI I have to report a pedophile"
7:25 PM - gSplave: KEK

i know u love weebs just as much as i love my waifu body pillow. its okay the side effects of the vaccines are normal the autism will continue however

jesus christ thats jason bourne : https://youtu.be/I3znSbbu9IU?t=72

11:39 PM - Dais: before you die of an overdose
11:39 PM - Dais: send steam info
11:39 PM - Dais: quickquick
11:39 PM - Dais: gogogo
11:39 PM - Dais has changed their name to Miles.
11:40 PM - Miles: hey its me your brother
11:40 PM - Miles: send me your steam info incase you die

I sexually Identify as John Cena. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of defending my WWE championship at WWE SUPERSLAM. People say to me that a person being John Cena is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, You Can't See Me. I'm having Vince McMahon inject me with Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect. From now on I want you guys to call me "Champ" and respect my right to Five Knuckle Shuffle and Never Give Up. If you can't accept me you're a cenaphobe and need to check your championship privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

<16:39:06> "[spiRacY] spiracyyy" pokes you: can i get a 1g in the chat?
<16:40:36> "[spiRacY] spiracyyy" was removed from server group "Server Admins" by "Garrett".
<16:40:37> "[spiRacY] spiracyyy" was banned permanently from the server by "Garrett" (1g)
<16:40:37> Client banned: "spiracyyy"

Splaver: wtf you think i masturbate in a chair? I masturbate in women

Give This Rose
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To Everyone You Want To Bang

3:51 PM - gSplave: I wanna suk u ♥♥♥ bb <3
WTF

Happy birthday? Can I get a 1g in the chat boys

Psychological projection is just a theory, they said; there's no evidence it exists, they said