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Hitch 3 Jan @ 6:36pm 
I’m chimping out tn
Hitch 15 Nov, 2024 @ 2:08pm 
Bro u living on Somália WTF hahaha
woozie. 15 Nov, 2024 @ 12:24pm 
Bro u living on Somália WTF hahaha
Hitch 11 Nov, 2024 @ 4:46pm 
Average chimp or chump experience
Hitch 18 Oct, 2024 @ 10:03am 
Time is deadass a gimmick
Hitch 16 Oct, 2024 @ 6:25pm 
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Hitch 10 Oct, 2024 @ 8:34pm 
[Louis Armstrong voice]

and I think to myself,

♥♥♥♥ my gay chungus life
Hitch 9 Oct, 2024 @ 8:06am 
You used to fart me on my butt phone
late night when i ♥♥♥♥ my pants
Hitch 6 Oct, 2024 @ 5:04pm 
HAWK! nothing wrong with me
TUAH! nothing wrong with me
Hitch 1 Oct, 2024 @ 6:49pm 
🎶Squirtin' away again in Diarrheaville
Searchin' for my last square of TP
Some people claim that Taco Bell's to blame
But I know it's my own damn fault🎶
Hitch 18 Sep, 2024 @ 9:38am 
We've known each other many fortnite seasons, but this is the first time you came to me for rizzing, for mogging. I can't remember the last time that you invited me to your house for a cup of lean, even though my wife is mogmother to your only gyatt. But let's be frank here: you never wanted my rizzship. And uh, you were afraid to be in my fanum tax.I understand. You found paradise in Ohio, had a good fade, made a good rizzing. The Kai Cenat protected you; and there were courts of tik tok parties. And you didn't need a sigma of me. But uh, now you come to me and you say
-- "Don Rizzileno give me mog." -- But you don't ask with rizz. You don't offer V bucks. You don't even think to call me sigma. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be rizzed up, and you uh ask me to do mogging , for fanum tax.
Hitch 17 Sep, 2024 @ 8:16pm 
im strokin my ♥♥♥♥ I got lotion on my ♥♥♥♥ im stroking my ♥♥♥♥
Hitch 27 Aug, 2024 @ 6:25am 
Saddam Hussein. ▇▅▆▇▆▅▅█
Hitch 29 Jul, 2024 @ 4:26pm 
heey, added ;3
Pebble 28 Jul, 2024 @ 6:37am 
heey, added ;3
Hitch 22 May, 2024 @ 1:56pm 
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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

✅✅✅➕REP➕✅✅✅
🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤

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76561199542878521 22 May, 2024 @ 11:48am 
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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

✅✅✅➕REP➕✅✅✅
🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤

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Hitch 16 Apr, 2024 @ 9:58am 
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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥


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Hitch 1 Apr, 2024 @ 7:14pm 
“She just died? Wow. I didn’t know that. You are telling me now for the first time. She led an amazing life. What else can you say. Whether you agreed or not, she was an amazing woman who led an amazing life. I am actually sad to hear that. I am sad to hear that.”
Hitch 24 Mar, 2024 @ 9:41am 
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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥


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🖤🔥𝓐𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓪🔥 23 Mar, 2024 @ 12:00am 
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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥


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Hitch 17 Mar, 2024 @ 3:11pm 
Sir this is irs pls send target gift card or you will be arrested
Vivi 21 Feb, 2024 @ 4:23am 
⛧° ⋆𓆝 。𓆟 ⋆ ༺𓆞 ♱ 𓆝 ༻⋆ 𓆟。°⛧.
❤️ ꒒ ꒩ ꒦ ꒰
❤️ 24/7 FRIENDLY. ꒒ ꒩ ꒦ ꒰
❤️ Supportive ꒒ ꒩ ꒦ ꒰
❤️ Lets play together🙈 ꒒ ꒩ ꒦ ꒰
❤️ Stay safe & cozy ꒒ ꒩ ꒦ ꒰
❤️ ✦See ya ✦ ꒒ ꒩ ꒦ ꒰
❤️ ꒒ ꒩ ꒦ ꒰
❤️ ≽ ^ • ⩊ • ^ ≼ ꒒ ꒩ ꒦ ꒰
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Hitch 15 Jan, 2024 @ 11:27am 
What if we kissed in the secret Jewish tunnels 👉👈
Hitch 8 Jan, 2024 @ 12:10pm 
+rep pooped in my toilet and didn’t flush
Hitch 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:01pm 
It’s ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up theres 1000 songs about Christmas but only 1 about the boys brings back in town
Hitch 24 Dec, 2023 @ 3:37pm 
I pooped everywhere
Hitch 23 Dec, 2023 @ 6:26pm 
The guy commenting below me is trying to get in your pants
CroshorCrash 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:09pm 
+rep, I kinda liked your profile and decided to add you :3
Hitch 4 Oct, 2023 @ 9:22am 
It’s finally COCKtober 🍆🎃 so u know what that means 👀👅 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 🎃🎃 IT’S TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉ASS😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 ♥♥♥♥🍆💦😫
Hitch 9 Sep, 2023 @ 10:42am 
This guy game me a bajillion free csgo skins rep+6million!!!!
applebee unlimited boneless wing 22 Aug, 2023 @ 9:26pm 
+rep cool person, legit trader :100:
Hitch 21 Aug, 2023 @ 1:17pm 
Starfield ? Nah I want some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GARFIELD!
Boopus Boopins 20 Aug, 2023 @ 8:25pm 
+rep easy to trade with and chill
Hitch 30 Mar, 2023 @ 10:06pm 
Hitch 12 Mar, 2023 @ 9:29pm 
Hydra343 9 May, 2021 @ 2:08am 
The Chunkster
xihujyjasyvi 5 Apr, 2021 @ 6:33pm 
hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat
Conn 11 Feb, 2021 @ 1:04am 
hey, i cant send you friend request, so can you add me please? its urgent
Hitch 2 Jan, 2021 @ 12:13am 
we exist together now....two peepees in one poo
76561198367047324 29 Nov, 2020 @ 11:22am 
+rep add me
Hitch 6 Jul, 2020 @ 2:19pm 
Instead of joining their teams and tournaments just donate plasma
okhorzindmitry77 23 Jun, 2020 @ 5:48am 
add me for a quick talk, i have an offer, i couldnt add you for some reason...
Hitch 18 Jun, 2020 @ 9:52am 
Just taking a clinical L
Hitch 12 Jun, 2020 @ 2:27pm 
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Hitch 8 Jun, 2020 @ 1:23pm 
Join my team or else you’re gay
Hellstaff 7 Jun, 2020 @ 10:53am 
hey, i don't think you will recognise me... I'm Alice, we've played together recently, but I was too shy to talk to you, sorry about that... I just wanna play with you again at some point... Add my main account please https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/id/alisa__moon , maybe we can just chat if I'm too noob for you :(