funny but a little racist.

I met gromitt once, he broke into my house and stole my wheelchair. I tried to crawl towards the escaping gromitt that was rolling away in style. He attempted a dastardly exit through the front door but the door frame was too thin and gromitt himself, too large. I found my guncase and grabbed my diamond MSMC with quickdraw, long barrel and stock equipped. Unfortunately just before I shot, I lagged irl and gromitt used some of the "liberal tears" he also stole from the fridge that i've been saving up on and used said tears to lubricate his rather large body and eventually slipped the door frame. After this terrible first impression gromitt gave me, I then learned about him even more horrible, that he actually likes Hasan Piker. Not based and not red-pilled!

I second Bing & Bong

sexy pirate

Hey bro, sorry I was such a bad teammate and I suck so bad. Next time I'll find a way to work around your inability to hit the ball or make a save. I can't believe you had to deal with my expectations of you to play like a player at our rank should. I'm working on myself and plan to make changes very soon to be a better teammate capable of beating the other team single-handedly when you are having off games.

Yours Faithfully,
Jordan

@s everyone then makes us wait -rep