I heard a statistic that there are more men named David in charge of companies than there are women. Well obviously, how many women do you know called David?

I also found the quickest way to have a family meeting. Turn off the wifi and wait where it is located. Good luck!

My friends star sign is Cancer, and ironically thats how she died. Getting attacked by a giant crab.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon. Nothing, they were both stuck up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Whats the stupidest animal in the jungle? The polar bear.

And a tribute to Ryan Kim: Mr. Whippy and Mr. Fluffy were ice cream truck drivers. They crashed into each other. What did they get. Soft served.
Its bad I know.

Also, why are narwhals so sexually attracted to everything? They are horny.
-- Ryan Kim.

Last joke: you.
p.s ryan kims jokes are hilariously lame^