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4 Personen fanden diese Rezension hilfreich
1.6 Std. insgesamt
Another indie "game" that tries its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hardest to be deep and disturbing and have these big try-hard "LOOK AT ME!" visual moments. It's food for overintellectualizing interpretation ♥♥♥♥♥♥ (even though it transparently spells out its theme, which has no impact, because there is no emotional investment in the shallow characters.) It has basically no gameplay other than walking between dialogue and story moments, and those dialogue and story moments are high-school level. And the worst part is... it's not even scary. The "scare" moments are exactly what you expect, some boring chase sequence (did Amnesia ruin horror games?), a sudden cut to something disturbing, something that's just trying really hard to be gross and shocking like slowly sawing off someone's leg as they scream and then feeding it to them, this game, can go ♥♥♥♥ itself. And of course, "beautifully sad" characters, for that big annoying tumblr fanbase to cream over. They aped Wendy Torrance's look but soullessly prettied her up. Didn't finish it, but I'm still under two hours, so thank God for that *puts on sunglasses and lights a cigar*
Verfasst am 22. Februar. Zuletzt bearbeitet am 22. Februar.
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55.3 Std. insgesamt
the only good one sadly
Verfasst am 15. Februar.
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55.8 Std. insgesamt
enough boring rpg writing to fill a hundred forgettable fantasy novels. do people really appreciate trash just because they had a choice in which garbage can it landed in? that's nice. now get sucking
Verfasst am 15. Februar.
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11.1 Std. insgesamt
THE RAGDOLLS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUUUUUUUUUCK
Verfasst am 29. Januar.
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5.0 Std. insgesamt
Xbox 360 version of the Hitman series, in other words, not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ recommended. But it has a terrible video game story and mediocre action, and that's enough to get positive reviews from braindead nostalgics
Verfasst am 19. Januar. Zuletzt bearbeitet am 19. Januar.
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15.4 Std. insgesamt (15.1 Std. zum Zeitpunkt der Rezension)
The 7th gen is unbelievable. There were good games before, and good games after, but not during. Strange.
Verfasst am 10. Januar. Zuletzt bearbeitet am 10. Januar.
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4.0 Std. insgesamt
how to ruin your own game by making it "hard" 101. some idiot really thought "enemy around corner" was the peak here.

and doom never made me cringe, this game is trying so hard to be dark and edgy. 90s male teenager trenchcoat trash. and what kind of name is "caleb" for a hardcore grisly FPS protagonist, sounds like helpless little church boy.
Verfasst am 1. Januar. Zuletzt bearbeitet am 1. Januar.
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4 Personen fanden diese Rezension lustig
71.8 Std. insgesamt (71.1 Std. zum Zeitpunkt der Rezension)
It's good but incredibly awkward, and lacking immensely in some areas while being strangely over-developed in others. You absolutely must set your own goals, as once you get over the learning curve, just existing is pretty simple. The adventure mode is pretty disappointing, it feels like a tenth of a real roguelike, and it's damn ugly (the fog looks terrible) and lacking in immersion as the world gen is horrible at making sensible looking locations like towns or fortresses. Seriously, you will get unbelievably lost in generated fortresses, to the point you may die of thirst before stepping outside. And I bought it for the adventure mode, so ♥♥♥♥ it, not recommended. I know it's not that simple, but you really would've hoped that adventure mode was basically just Fortress mode but you control 1 guy. But you can't even mine, farm, etc, and your character's mood has no bearing on anything.
Verfasst am 28. Dezember 2024. Zuletzt bearbeitet am 28. Dezember 2024.
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30.7 Std. insgesamt (18.6 Std. zum Zeitpunkt der Rezension)
Just use a mod that adds bots to 1.6. This game is literally just CS with bots but with annoying non-optional challenges that get you stuck on the same map until you beat them. Most of your success is dependent on whether your bots are able to kill 1 terrorist who kills every single one of them because of bot RNG. Also when you die and you just have to sit there and watch dumbasses run around, it really kills the game.
Verfasst am 1. Dezember 2024.
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26.0 Std. insgesamt
Early-Access-Rezension
I finally hit the point where I realize the only thing I'm grinding for is poorly balanced gameplay where I either kill an enemy with barely any resistance, die in 3 turns, or sit there for 5 minutes attack spamming the same enemies that just won't die. There's also a large pedophilic following for the game, and it's pretty obvious why after you start it and play a bit.
Verfasst am 3. November 2024. Zuletzt bearbeitet am 3. November 2024.
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