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Ok, this is ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my ♥♥♥♥ to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that ♥♥♥♥♥ to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me.

They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your ♥♥♥♥, not an hour after you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nutted. This is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my ♥♥♥♥ and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about broccoli, you immature omnivore? I’ll have you know broccoli is top of the food chain in the Vegan Land, and it’s been involved in numerous secret fiber-additions to entrees, and it has over 300 confirmed nutrient benefits. It is strained into cheese soup and it’s the top ingredient in “steamed broccoli.” You are nothing to broccoli but just another target. It will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with gas the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ about broccoli over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak, broccoli is growing in a secret network of greenhouses across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the “♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥-ass tasting trees,” maggot. Those “♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥-ass tasting trees” will wipe out the pathetic little thing you call your dinner plate.

You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. Broccoli can be anywhere, anytime, and it can be prepared in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with a saucepan. Not only is broccoli extensively used in home cooked meals, but it has access to the entire arsenal of seasonings and sauces, and it will use them all to its full extent to improve your miserable ignorant tastebuds into becoming more continental, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little broccoli bashing was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. Broccoli will appear all over your menu and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.