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2 people found this review helpful
94.8 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
cereal bros stay winning
Posted 24 December, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
7.3 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
אני מקווה שאתה עושה מה נכון ומה הוגן לטובת הקבוצה. הבאתי הרבה אנשים לקהילה הזאת ואני וכל החברים שלי היו שונאים 2 לראות את זה הולך לבזבז. תודה U ויש לי לילה טוב
Posted 1 July, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
640.4 hrs on record (320.0 hrs at review time)
Important links-
>Dev interview: https://youtu.be/A92BJ6XiWbA
>Changelog and news: http://www.ntk.net/2001/12/28/
>/whsg/ mods: http://pastebin.com/Cp9kC8Ln

FAQ:
>What is winter heist simulator?
Released first in 2006, this game is the first to feature realtime GPU audio and is unique furthermore in its nearly future proof complexity settings.
>I can't find it on steam, where do I buy it?
Not that we espouse piracy, and we don't think the devs are evil, but it's generally accepted that, as a niche game, it's too expensive. Consider getting it from the link below.
http://www.republiquedesmangues.fr/
>It's telling me there's "insufficient permissions"
Better run and tell your admin. Now.
Posted 14 November, 2016.
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11 people found this review helpful
42 people found this review funny
2.0 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
I managed to run this game and I did not die. This just goes to show the developers treated this project very seriously and you should give them their money.
Posted 1 February, 2016.
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13 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
11.7 hrs on record (9.3 hrs at review time)
like half life 2 only with less content
Posted 4 March, 2015.
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11 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
1.4 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
please get me out of this living hell
Posted 26 February, 2015. Last edited 7 March, 2015.
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15 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
A bit annoying it didn't come in FLAC by default since you can't edit tags on anything WAV but a very good purchase regardless :)
Posted 26 December, 2014.
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17 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
11.1 hrs on record (10.5 hrs at review time)
shameless rip off of counter strike only with aliens
Posted 16 November, 2014.
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7 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
1.6 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
this isn't anything like roller coaster tycoon at all
Posted 8 November, 2014.
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41 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
30.8 hrs on record (30.6 hrs at review time)
===WARNING SPOILERS BELOW DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T WANT THE PLOT TO BE SPOILED===

Grand Thegt Auto is a game developed by ME at my house in 2006. IT's a flash indie game made with the source engine and it has cross compatability with both lindows and windux. Right off the bat you are thrust into the shoes of Coldsteel the gang banger aka Carl Johntron working for the illuminati fish capers known as CRASH who are corrupt and work to further the secret agenda of single black women everywhere. After a plane crash the preisdent calls in Chill iron to come sell drugs to kids across california so CRASH can operate in secret and save the world from the russian mobsters importing illegal lobsters to suburban housewives in the US. But the game takes a twist when Icemetal the gang banger is thrown in crime for a prison he did not commet. His brother Small Vapor turns out to be working with the russians and you must break out of prison using your streeet knowledge to board a giant airship made of lobsters and kill your brother. Afterwards you are shown a cutscene where your mother turns out to be a lobster and you kill yourself wiht your brothers corpse due to your grief. If you get the bad end then CRASH loses all their funding and the russians ivnade us and the cold war breaks out. There is no good end yet because I haven't got it yet. 7/10
Posted 20 October, 2014.
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