So I was waiting in line to receive my vaccine when all of a sudden this medical "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my patient registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my ♥♥♥♥ because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm patient identity. Because I thought he was a medical official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I received the vaccine I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy vaccinating!

I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ take it. I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ see it. "Oh that looks kinda like the among us guy" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference. But I kept going, I'd see a fridge that looked like among us, I'd see an animated bag of chips that looked like among us, I'd see a hat that looked like among us. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words AMOGUS ran through my head. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see an oval on a red object. I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And don't get me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ started on the words! I'll never hear the word suspicious again without thinking of among us. Someone does something bad and I can't say anything other than "sus."

McDonald’s is the anus of our society. Like how do you even like that ♥♥♥♥. Literally any other fast food option is better. ♥♥♥♥ I’d rather eat pork butthole over a quarter pounder. You guys know that feeling that u get after eating McDonald’s? It’s hard to describe but it’s just feels like just a pile of “sludge” in your gut. Like it feels you gotta take a ♥♥♥♥ and throw up at the same time. And have you guys seen that commercial where the dad walks into the kitchen and says, “who wants McDonald’s?” Like as if people actually want that ♥♥♥♥. Well anyways the kids and wife go crazy and I’m just sitting there about to a preform a McDonald’s genocide when I think to myself I should go onto a rant about how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ McDonald’s is. And now I’ll conclude my speech with preforming a boycott on McDonald’s that should be shared by all.

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