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12 of 85 (14%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Spring Fresh

Clean any map adequately
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2016 @ 9:12pm

Employee of the Month

Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2017 @ 4:00pm

Blaze of Glory

Incinerate 2000 items
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2017 @ 10:15pm

Bloody Hell!

Mop up 10,000 splats
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2018 @ 5:28pm

Janicide

Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 6:14pm

The Mops Of Wrath

Complete Athena's Wrath Level
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2016 @ 9:12pm

Anti-Virus

Complete Caduceus Level
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2016 @ 9:32pm

Ice-Cold Cleana

Complete Cryogenesis Level
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2017 @ 1:22am

Refined

Complete Unrefinery Level
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2017 @ 4:00pm

Master of the Beats

Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2018 @ 5:00pm

Bushwhacked

Complete Overgrowth Level
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2017 @ 5:44pm

Biomassive Breakdown

Complete Incubation Emergency Level
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2017 @ 7:13pm



You're Fired!

Get fired!
0 / 1

Blood Soaked

Spill 100 dirty buckets
51 / 100

Who's for Dinner?

Get eaten
0 / 1

Top Brass

Pick up 800 casings
486 / 800

Taking Out the Trash

Pick up 1000 pieces of trash
592 / 1,000

Ubermensch

Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare
0 / 1

Pedestrian

Track over 20,000 footprints
5,940 / 20,000

Need a Hand?

Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic
15 / 35

Bins? Limbs!

Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times
16 / 75

First Aid

Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits
15 / 50

The Nose Knows

Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours
3,520 / 7,200

Chew on This!

Throw 100 items into sand traps
0 / 100

Disintegrator

Fry 500 items with the plasma welder
22 / 500

Sandblasted

Complete Unearthly Excavation Level
0 / 1

Pine Fresh

Complete Hydroponic Hell Level
0 / 1

Surgical Sweeper

Complete Evil Science Level
0 / 1

Deep-Sea Dry-cleaning

Complete Paintenance Level
0 / 1

Operation Brownwash

Complete Waste Disposal Level
0 / 1

One Mop To Rule Them All

Complete All major Official Levels
0 / 1

Pass The Torch

Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor
0 / 1

Louis and Clean

Complete Gravity Drive Level
0 / 1

Big Banger Burnout

Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it
0 / 1

Clean Freak

Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave
0 / 1

Employee of the Year

Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards
1 / 12

Identity Theft

Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office
0 / 30

Bring the Thunder

Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on
0 / 1

Plague Bearer

Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something
0 / 1

Head Hunter

Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office
0 / 5

Brushed Steel

Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level
0 / 1

Bob's Legacy

Find Bob
0 / 1

"Red Keycard"

Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room
0 / 1

Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe

Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office
0 / 13

Eggregious

Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office
0 / 3

Lost in Space and Time

Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time
0 / 1

Wicked Unliving

Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office
0 / 4

Thursday the 12th

Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office
0 / 2

Bad Dreams on Helm Street

Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office
0 / 1

Harroween

Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office
0 / 2

The Shimmering

Collect the axe and return it to your office
0 / 1

Never Put It On

Collect the ring and return it to your office
0 / 1

House of Honor

Clean the entire House of Horror level
0 / 1

Back From Whence It Came

Destroy the Bad Banger
0 / 1

Not Quite a Lumberjack

Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper
0 / 200

Cleanliness is Godliness

Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
0 / 1

Christmas Crisis Corrected

Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off
0 / 1

Sanitized Earth

Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off
0 / 1

Bloody Incompetent

Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
0 / 1

St. Nick's Boomstick

Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office
0 / 1

The Red Nose Knows

Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office
0 / 1

Rooks Kept

Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office
0 / 4

Ballistic Weaponry

Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office
0 / 6

Thunder Candle

Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT
0 / 1

Head Hunter

Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho!
0 / 7

Santa Hats Must Die!

Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate
0 / 50

Tower of Babel

Build a stack of 10 stools
0 / 10

The Day the Funk Died

Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire
0 / 1

Cold Storage

Complete Frostbite Level
0 / 1

Sanitary Supremacy

Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level
0 / 1

Mr. Two Million Dollars

Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office
0 / 2,000,000

Swept Under The Carpet

Complete Uprinsing Level
0 / 1

Crystal Clear

Complete Core Sample Level
0 / 1

Pest Control

Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level
0 / 1

Bleach and Clear

Complete Penumbra Level
0 / 1

Audacious Oddities

Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office
0 / 10

Lair Care

Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level
0 / 1

Teeth for Tunes

Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark
0 / 1

Blood in the Water

Go for a swim with Sharks
0 / 1

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Tank

Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy
0 / 500

Double-Oh Dumbass

Foolishly activate the Death Ray
0 / 1

Locked In

Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong
0 / 1

Death From Above

Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon
0 / 1

Cat-astrophe

Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats!
0 / 1

Orbital Bang-bardment

Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon
0 / 1