I like to constantly bathe in a big pool of Greek dressing. My hobbies include cracking a cold jug of Greek dressing open with the boys and using that as an excuse to fill the hole in my heart that yearns for a dab of Greek dressing. My aspirations are to one-day visit Greece and taste the real thing; some may call me a 'greekaboo' but I don't listen to them as they have not experienced what I have experienced. Greek dressing has completely changed my life and I suggest that you submit also yourself to the one and only thing that can save the human race: Greek dressing.