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So the other day, I was destiny 2, as usual, and I heard one of my teammates, Grav, make a callout in the voice chat. It was a real life gamer girl. God, I kid you not, I just stopped playing and pulled my schlong out. “frick, Frick!” I was yelling in voice chat. I just wanted to hear her voice again. “Please,” I said. But she left the lobby. I was crying and covered in my own schlong mayo, but I remembered that I could find recent teammates in the last match game tab. I frantically closed down d2 and opened the tab, to find out she had TTV IN HER NAME!!! She was streaming, and only had 9 viewers!!! The competition was low, so I made the first move and donated my months rent to her. She read my donation in the chat. God this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time. I did a little research, and found out where she lives, but I am a little nervous to talk to her in person, and need support. Any advice before my Uber gets to her house?

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