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17 of 27 (63%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

What You Always Wanted

Reached the bottom of The Cave.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2013 @ 11:49am

Shoplifting

Saw a postcard stolen from the Gift Shop.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2013 @ 12:09pm

Remorse

Remembered it's wrong to steal.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2013 @ 4:50pm

Well Done

Sacrificed oneself for ultimate flavor.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2013 @ 12:02pm

Royal Buffet

Where did the King go anyway?
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2013 @ 2:05pm

Weight of the Beast

The scale reveals a baleful figure.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2013 @ 2:31pm

Fire In The Hole

3 die by the Miner's hand.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2013 @ 3:11pm

Such Bad Children

Watched Mummy and Daddy's furniture get broken all to bits.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2013 @ 8:43am

Smells Like Team Spirit

Made all three characters smell like a dinosaur at once.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2013 @ 2:01pm

To Soothe A Savage Beast

Recorded and played back the elevator music from the Zoo food court.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2013 @ 4:23pm

Creamed Corn

Food-based destruction.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2013 @ 4:38pm

A Midsummer Knight's Thieve

Helped the Knight obtain Excalibur.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2013 @ 2:04pm

Funnier Than a Burning Carnival

Enabled the Hillbilly to burn down the Carnival.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2013 @ 3:07pm

It Belongs In a Museum

Came ever-so-close to recovering the Sarcophagus.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2013 @ 7:27am

God Bless Us, Every One

Stood by and watched as the Twins murdered their parents.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2013 @ 8:55am

Prevenge

Served as an accessory to the Time Traveler's murder of her enemy's ancestor.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2013 @ 2:29pm

Learn to Stop Worrying

Shared in the blame for the Scientist's act of mass murder.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2013 @ 9:45am



Who Wants to Live Forever

Got everyone out of The Cave without dying once.

Win-win-win-win-win-win-win

Everyone reached the bottom.

Redemption

Saw the good in everyone.

Corruption

Saw the darkness in all our hearts.

The Whole Story

Collector of forgotten dreams.

Walk Like An Adventurer

Pantomimed an ancient hieroglyph.

Hazardous Work Environment

Slipped, where wet.

Embrace Impermanence

Broke bridges.

Don't Fill Up On Fortune Cookies

Peered into everyone's fate.

Grand Theft Karma

Played some dubious role in the Monk's murder of his Master.