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The final review turned out quite big so I can't post it in here. The whole thing can be found here [puu.sh]. Lots of spoilers, obviously.

It's good to see that ASW are trying some new genres. I was really worried when I first found out that their new game is a "weaboo room sim", because it's rather hard to make a good game in such a special genre.
However, Arc System Works managed to deliver an amazing game (as they always do).
Even though Arcs specialize in fighting games, the "weaboo room simulator" is one of the best sims I've ever played.
The amount of freedom you get is simply amazing: you can buy dakimakuras, cat-shaped furniture, paint your whole room pink, cover your walls with loli posters and invite/visit you fellow weaboos (or you can make your very own basement with thick metal walls that will prevent your guest from leaving too early no matter how hard they try).

Still, Arcs never forgot about their past and added a small fighting minigame as a homage to their old projects. But let's be honest, why would you ever leave your loli-filled nest?

Pros:

1. 5 days of doing chores
2. Still has that "charm" of the original game
3. New weps
4. Akimbo
5. Boss fights
6. You can kill/dismember/piss on/burn/shrink/feed to the giant worms/throw into the bottomless pit some midgets
7. You can become a cowboy
8. 1.5 postal dudes in one dlc
9. Lots of crashes and fps drops that will make you want go postal irl

Cons:

You still can't kill/dismember/piss on/burn/shrink/feed to the giant worms/throw into the bottomless pit some children. Hope they will fix it soon enough.

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