I'm not sure if you knew, but everyone in class knows you crapped yourself. It's not a big deal, but seriously at least ask to use the bathroom or something. It's a small classroom and it smelled like you had a a whole bucket of rotting clams. Didn't help that we couldnt even open a window. I have some spare pants if you want.

hey, i cant send you friend request, so can you add me please? its urgent

add me, can you?

add me for a quick talk, i have an offer, i couldnt add you for some reason...

Hey bro, I can give my Tiger Tooth M9 bayonet for all of your csgo graffitties (Im collecting them) so if it's ok send me trade offer please. Trade link in my profile bio

Listen, I know we got off on the wrong foot but... *sigh.* Look, I’m not really the type to ask for forgiveness, and I know I kind of was a little awkward earlier but, I really need a gf and I don’t want to squander my chance with you. I feel like I’m wasting my life. I’m like, 32 years old and I’ve never had a gf. My mom says she will throw me out if I don’t get one soon, so if you find it in your heart, at least let me take you to Kelsey’s or something for dinner, and we’ll go from there.