+rep good player

my favourite guy to duo escape epstein island with

"this guy has a small wenis"
- jeff ep

-rep never took me to the rubber dinghy rapids

What a garbage chat. It's like nobody even cares about anything but dumb copypastas and "dongers" here. You're all a bunch of 9gag tier memelords that haven't recognized how cancerous you are yet. I'm disappointed, apply yourselves...

Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladd