*Cough* *Snore* Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. M-m-m-m-my naaaame is Matty the Fatty Glucose drinker. I'm vewwwwy sweeepy. I can't play Overwatch with my friend Steven and Derek right now because im passed out at Buffalo Wild Wings with a cow sitting on my face. I have a empty beer bottle in each hand and a waterfall of yellow cheese dripping off my bottom lip. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Ok guys... ME GO SLEEP NOW. Maybe I can pway tomorrow when im not such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE. *TAKES MASSIVE HIT OF W-W-W-W-WeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeD.

♥♥♥♥♥ my name is Steven the Weiner Camera, I'm snappin' some hot pics of my boi Matt "the sausage" slinger G-string. We just got back from Olive Garden where we had a dispute with the local police. I had to take that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ gun and put my blunt out in his eye, yes im a street thug hood rat Texas BBQ 360 No-Scope kinda ♥♥♥♥♥. U KNOW ME.

*poopie noise* Oh h-h-h-h-hai Stevie. I just slipped into something more comfortable. It was so brave of you to take care of those meanie cops for me. TEE-HEE. *GAY* Come sit down on the love seat with me and I'll show you why they call me the sausage slinger.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Nom nom nom. I love to tear this deer jerky with my teeth and let it rest on my poopy tongue for a while so I can savor the flavor of Wisconsin. *DEEP BREATH* Smell that fresh air everyone... cow farts and cheez whiz, home sweet home. I have story... HEHEHEHE. I was out cow tipping last night and I heard strange noises in the woods so I go there and find 2 gay rabbits both with weiners. TEE-HEE. I went jogging near the big football stadium where Aaron Rogers plays. I asked him if he'd enjoy a professional weiner tug from a cheez whiz gayboy but he said that 5 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ already had dibs before me. It's ok though, I flew to Texas to see my friend Stevie the wonder boy Wanks-EM. We enjoyed some Mary J Wanna together and we let our weiners glisten in the bright Southern Sun. The rest of the story is private because Stevie got pregnant from our first kiss and... WTF HAHAHAAHAHYAHAHA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Ahem... *Cough*... Oh hai guise it's me again, Matty the Cuckman Cowbanger. I was joking because I drank some white stuff from a cow utter. I don't need to drink water because I roll around in pigs mud and drink from the horse trough. Sometimes I stick my tongue in the horse butt when my boyfriend is filming me... we sell the goods on barnyard-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.com and use the money to buy deer jerky and bottled cow farts. *beep beep* Oh there's my ride on the Wisconsin hay stack express... By everyone, I'm gay. *SLURP SLURP* TEE-HEE

on a scale of 1 to flaming hot nacho jalapeno cheeze how mad were you last night! LMAOLOLOL

UPDATE! Matty the Milkman G-String be suckin dem cheese sticks straight from the bull's boner. Kid wakes up every morning and takes a shower in churned goat butter and then takes a steamy dumpling in the bushes where all the deer like to trot. "WHY ME WIPE ME OWN BUM WHEN ALL THE DEERS LICK IT CLEAN FOR ME? DURRRRRR" says Matty. Wow look now he's putting grass in his refrigerator for a nice snack later. *LOUD POOP NOISE* Cheese.