Recent reviews by gorbnet

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There isn't hot robot sex. Aside from that, 10/10 game.

EDIT: I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOUND THE ROBOT THREESOME WITH GABRIEL OH MY LORD

the game itself is extremely fun, and entertaining (if you can run it as is), and i really enjoy it! before buying it though, do read what im about to say though.
its overall a really good game, its fun to play, and its a somewhat enjoyable experience if you arent stuck in the lobby for an hour waiting for two idiots to ready up. that, and performance are the biggest drawbacks. starting with the lobby issues. almost every time i join the lobby, theres always 1-3 people, not ready-ing up to play. usually the host starts anyways, but still, it can get annoying. next; the performance. (my specs are RTX 3060, R7 5700G, 32gb DDR4-3200.) its better than i expected, but not the best. i get around 20-30fps on the forest map and the house map, 30-40 on the oil rig map, and 40-60 on house, and the building, all on high settings.
overall, its a good game, but if you have issues with my previous statements, then dont buy it.

siege gave me booty aids disease
its great
11/10

yeah so the dealer drank a beer, used a magnifying glass (it was live), sawed off the barrel, and shot himself... great game 11/10

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☑ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress (theres a sandbox mode)
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying (has gotten better since its release)
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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overall, its a great game, there are some downsides though (the optimization sucks), i would recommend a RTX 3070+ (or AMD/Intel equivalent) to have kind of stable gameplay. dont even try running it on a GT 1030, i've tried with my other PC, and the average FPS i got was 10, at low settings.

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armee plaen

garry

cube jump game, will make you mad (in the good, addictive way). :)