Isha boy Hasselhoff here! Need a ride to Bikini Bottom? I'll carry your ass harder in my pecks than I will in CS:GO. Touch my pecks for free superpowers, and if you want to win a sporting event, just bring a framed picture of me in a speedo, and pray to me. This will instantly win you the game, causing the other team to forfeit out of fear. Fear Hassel, love Hoff. God bless Hasselhoff and thank you.