Recent reviews by Goochbomber

the RNG generator for this game is absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. every hand is a straight or flush or 4 of a kind. does not feel even remotely close to playing a real hand of poker

The games server are "Offline" and have been since sometime in 2023 apparently. The game cannot be played as it is

The game is fun, for sure. i will continue to keep an eye on it and play it casually as i'm already 40ish hours deep in the early access and cannot get a refund

I am giving this a thumb down for two reasons: Ascensions, and On Death Explosions

The two birds in the second ascension trial are borderline impossible to defeat. They both have massive AOE's that cover the whole arena and are too quick to dodge before you are immediately deleted

The third boss you can get besides one of the birds? You immediately delete them. ♥♥♥♥ makes no sense and is super infuriating to have ran it 12+ times to finally get that boss to spawn then realize i was banging my head against a wall because the RNG for this boss to spawn is crap. 12 straight runs, all birds. 13th run was the Chimera. Those birds need to be nerfed. After they are nerfed, NERF THEM AGAIN. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ridiculous

Also, during these trials (i'm using a controller) you cannot quick add things to your stash.. You have to manually pick up each individual item and drag it over. Make it make sense GGG....any of it. Just make it make sense

I've seen things all over the internet saying the third and fourth ascensions are even worse than this. NO THANKS. Don't even want to see how over-tuned the mapping system is at this point

I finished all three acts, and sans them damn birds, the hardest enemies in the game (campaign-wise) are the normal white enemies. Yes, you read that right. The NORMAL WHITE MOBS. Blues? Yellows? Takes a few hits but no biggie, they go down without issues. A pack of 6 spear thowing/axe chucking/arrow shooting/acid spitting white mobs? You die instantly. Often times the attacks come from just off screen and you are dead before you can process what the hell just happened. These enemies, THE NORMAL WHITE MOBS, have the worst on death effects also. Kill 12 enemies in a second? Awesome! Oh, wait, one of them exploded into an acid pool and you've been insta-killed. Must be the resists right? Nope. You are above 75% on everything. It's not the armor, the evasion, or the lack of an energy shield. It's not your max health. It's simply over-tuned terrible game design

I cannot recommend this game to anyone for the $30 they are asking in its current shape. Wait a few months for them to flesh it out, or wait until it is free. Save yourself the frustration

this game may not be for everyone. it is session based, which means you will be running missions with specific objectives as quickly as you can. i enjoy the combat and the atmosphere of the game. i am looking forward to future updates as some things currently need a bit of work. i wouldn't recommend the game to a solo player until you get the ropes down. it can be brutal when facing off against your first bear and wolf combo. i play with a group of friends, occasionally running missions solo, and i have a blast playing it. some mission (tier 4 specifically) will require roughly 5 hours to complete....if you know what you are doing. if you like survival games that are session based and can be played with friends, then check this out.

i love BTD6, i have over 800 hours in it. that being said, this game is utter garbage. its a multiplayer game and yet i'm disconnected every other game and have to take a defeat. i have 1 gig fiber optics, its not my internet, its this crap game. towers take entirely too long to level up if you aren't spending real money. this is a shame to the bloons name. NO, ninja kiwi, BAD

i have been playing this since early alpha and cannot in good conscience recommend this game to anyone at this point in time. the game has been a complete disaster since launch. Everything from duped items and gold - bots - exploits that deface the value of your time - server crashes which result in loss of company leadership; terriroty; and gold. people are being perma banned for the silliest reasons while actual cheaters/hackers (who have the audacity to stream it!) only get minor 24-72 hour temp bans. i am legit scared to even log into this game anymore for fear of losing everything or being banned for no reason. i had well over 100 hours in alpha/beta but cannot even sit down to play this for longer than 20 minutes without cringing at the state of the game. sadly, this game is entering the point of no return. save your money until amazon game studios can prove they are competent game developers

This game does it right. Idle rewards that aren't capped at a certain time limit (just inventory space limits you) Having a "family" of characters that gather/fight things when not being played is awesome. the game is free and addicting, check it out before you miss anymore offline rewards

While the premise of this game seems attractive, it is far from it.

My two cents:

The controls are janky and make no sense. You strafe while walking with A and D, but turn when holding the right mouse to look. It should be the other way around

Walking up to a slot machine requires you to practically climb onto the chairs just to active the game. Why so short batman?

There is no option to adjust or move the camera during games of poker/blackjack. You are stuck seeing what they want you to see

Load times are atrocious for a game this small, and yes, i am using a SSD

There are a whopping 10 types of slot machines (this was the reason i downloaded the game) and they are all practically the same with weak bonus/free game returns. The bonus rounds/free games i hit on 4 different slot machines ending up paying out around 500 on a 100 bet. This is utter crap and not fun when it took you 30 spins to even get it...

The game starts you with a measly 10K chips, yet playing a game of bingo will run you 4kish. Poker will run you around 5k. You will either get extremely lucky with your first few bets or you will have to buy chips, which i suspect a great majority of the population does here judging by their expensive cosmetics. Once my 10k ran out i uninstalled this game. There are mobile games which will give you enough chips to at least play for a few days before running out if your luck is crap...

The bowling is awkward and takes entirely too long

The poker was ok, but the UI for it is horrid. If you want free poker play Prominence Poker here on steam.

Craps, roulette, and the big 6 wheel were all bad in my opinion. I am biased because i do not like the games anywhere, but the UI/betting screen for these games is clunky and confusing at times

There were very few people online and nothing for me to do after roughly 4 hours of playing

Everything this game offers can be found, and is done better, elsewhere. Do yourself a favor and skip this hot garbage. This game should pay YOU to play it!

This is an amazing game. The different powers every level make this game feel as if its a different genre of game, yet still maintains the core aspect of being itself. truly a masterpiece of gaming. if you haven't played this and are on the fence, stop playing around and get in the damn yard

it's just not fun solo. over exaggerated enemy health bars, and crafting requirements. the days are too short meaning as a solo player i get jack squat done before i need to run back to base and defend it. enemies don't drop enough souls considering they are lost COMPLETELY upon death. the water mechanic is wack. its a hard pass for me currently, maybe ill try out a multiplayer game at a later time