Don't you love having to work with an ape and a hamster?
Cause I don't.

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The Wall of Quotes that Everyone Else Already Has
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Bomber Harris: The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw, and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind.

Earl of Uxbridge: What are your plans, sir?
Arthur Wellesley: Who will attack first tomorrow? I or Bonaparte?
Uxbridge: Bonaparte.
Wellesley: Well, Bonaparte has not given me any idea of his projects, and as my plans will depend on his, how can you expect to tell me what mine are?

General W. T. Sherman: Who made this war? Already we find ourselves drifting toward new issues, and are beginning to forget the strong facts of the beginning. You know and I know that long before the North, or the Federal Government, dreamed of war the South had seized the U.S. arsenals, forts, mints, and custom-houses, and had made prisoners of war of the garrisons sent at their urgent demand to protect them.

General U. S. Grant: The present difficulty, in bringing all parts of the United States to a happy unity and love of country grows out of the prejudice to color. The prejudice is a senseless one, but it exists.

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