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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 3:44am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2020 @ 10:47am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:31am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 5:39am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 8:33am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 6:10am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2020 @ 11:45am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2020 @ 3:02pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 5:46am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 5:45am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2020 @ 5:29am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2020 @ 10:23am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2020 @ 2:05am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2020 @ 3:16am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2020 @ 11:45am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2020 @ 4:31am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 7:34am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2020 @ 10:53am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2020 @ 10:19am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 7:39am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 3:47am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2020 @ 3:12am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 2:03am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 9:22am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2020 @ 10:12am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2020 @ 1:20am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2020 @ 10:45am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:30am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2020 @ 3:26am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:31am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 5:24am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:16am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:18am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2020 @ 3:12am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:18am

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:41am

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:05am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:27pm

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:36am

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:15am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:38pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2020 @ 5:05am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2020 @ 8:54am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 3:47pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2020 @ 9:11am

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 7:36am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:34am

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:27pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:09am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 6:00am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:13am



Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?