from now on i identify myself as bubba sawyer jr.
cuz of the way i want to scrape ur face and put it on mine (((imsorry)imnot)imabubbamain)(women fear me fish want me, i dont remember the text)
*scared lebron.png*

fart.com

i was that cop

tinfoil hat gang day 23: a cop pulls me over and said:
- papers.
i said:
- Scissors, I win!
then he shot me 69 times

ass kiyosumi is an agent of the state

tinfoil hat gang day 22: today i was trying to make on omelette, however as i took pair of eggs they started shouting slurs in Dutch, they gave me a cryptowallet code, when i entered it, i was 6 dogecoins with a small desctiption "minions, tonight we're gonna still the moon", after that i woke up on the floor, practicing downrock breakdance basics, ig the eggs were expired, but there wan an open tab in my browser with cryptowallet and 6 dogecoins