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LAAAAST RIZZMAS I GAVE YOU MY GYATT BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY YOU GOT FANUM TAXED THIS YEAR TO SAVE ME FROM MEWING ILL GIVE IT TO KAI CE-NA-AT LAAAAST RIZZMAS I GAVE YOU MY GYATT BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY YOU GOT FANUM TAXED THIS YEAR TO SAVE ME FROM MEWING ILL GIVE IT TO A-DIN RO-OSS HAPPY RIZZMAS TO LIVVY DUUUUUNNNNNEEEE STAYING SIGMA BUT I WISH YOU WERE MY OHIO SQUADMATE WE CAN HIT THE GRIDDY EDGE A LITTLE BIT ARE YOU FEELING SKIBIDI

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Played cool with you! Add to friends, I will be pleased. <3

fallout fan theory

The reason why you can find so much canned food in Fallout 4 that hasn't been eaten is because it taste awful. It's the only reason why so many people would rather eat irradiated tomatoes than a can of cram just lying on a shelf inside. The reason why your character can eat it while nobody else can is simple. Your character is based off of yourself, and if you are playing Fallout 4 you have ♥♥♥♥ taste.

you were there and your presence on the internet made it all worth it! Always enjoyed it when you pop up and help liven up convos with that spice of yours! A cherished heavy and even more cherished friend, even if we barely talk to one another!

♥♥♥♥ you man. From the bottom of my heart, ♥♥♥♥ you. Honestly the fact that you could even reach that conclusion makes me reach the conclusion that you have a carrot soaked with piss and boiled and baked until it looks like a piece of charcoal for a brain. Based on an educated guess, you cannot function in normal society. Jesus Christ, man, you genuinely make me sick. You make me feel as if I was injected with a concoction of Covid 19, Aids, Covid 20 and bile, then just to top it off was soaked in a month old pile of diarrhea and festering corpses.

I hope you either change your opinion, stop being a basement dweller on steroids, and realize what a terrible person you had been, or that you get stuck in a gel as putrid as yourself and shoved away, until you are found far in the future and used as an example of how frankly disgusting people used to be. If an alien that knew nothing of humans met you first, they would attempt genocide, as they would assume that every human was as horrid as you. And to top it all off, ♥♥♥♥ you.

Wooper is not a fish

Wooper is not a fish. Wooper is not a fish. Wooper is not a fish! What the frick game freak? Let me teach you a little word…. Amphibian. Axolotls are amphibians. Wooper is an axolotl. Wooper is not a fish.

I’m tired of all my friends telling me that axolotls are fish because wooper is a fish. Kyle, you’re wrong. He’s not a fish. He’s an amphibian. Quit your bullcr*p! I’m sick of it.

The phantom, exterior like fish eggs
interior like suicide wrist-rags,
I could exorcise you, this could be your phys-ed
cheat on your man homie AGHHH I tried to sneak through the door, man! Can't make it, can't make it, the ♥♥♥♥'s stuck! Outta my way son! DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK! Please! I beg you! We're dead! You're a g-g-genuine ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

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the strider chicken incident

i drink a lot of water -> i piss a lot of pee

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Decided I will no longer be paying taxes. What are they gonna do, tax me more? Go ahead.

I wont pay those either

Oh im going to prison?

The one paid for by my tax dollars?

Sorry. Didn't pay em. Now there is no prison.

I am at least 3 steps ahead of the government at all times.

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I really get a thrill out of peeing on this random persons door everyday. Sometimes I ♥♥♥ on the ground and watch the piss and ♥♥♥ mix together. It is pure satisfaction knowing that the old lady that lives there steps in it every time she enters her house.

Today when I went to do the deed I noticed that there was a security camera and a new flood light. I pissed and came anyway since I can’t help myself. I’m worried they have me on camera. What should I do in order to continue my streak without getting caught?

I’m in Mexico so the police don’t give a ♥♥♥♥. However, I’m worried the grandson will beat me up. Maybe I should get some pepper spray for self defense?

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is women pee stored in boodbs? Is it traveling down the woman bodsy and then goes to toilet?

I would swim up the Nile with 55 pound dumbbells tied to my nuts and rosie o'donnell's queefs as my air supply if it meant I could eat a spaghetti dinner with you over skype on a dial up internet connection.

I don't mean disrespect but what massive mammaries, absolutely bonkers bazongas, holy honkers, outstanding orbs, blissful boobas, delightful donks, gigantic gigamilks, titanic tatas, just absolutely unimaginable urungadungas, ASTONISHING ARA ARAS, SIMPLY JUICY JAHONGALONGADINGDONGS

I don’t believe the “I found shrimp tails in my Cinnamon Toast Crunch” guy.
The whole thing seems like a publicity stunt. First of all, I personally do not know any adults who eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch. It’s a kid’s cereal. So right off the bat the guy’s a weirdo.

hey i played with you in a faceit pub. I was fat scouting with you. Do you remember? Anyways, add me for future games!

how much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? we may never know........how much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? we may never know........how much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? we may never know........how much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? we may never know........how much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? we may never know........how much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? we may never know........

Did you know that InnerSloth (the owner of Among Us) says that you can't actually be kicked from a game by the owner? Section 34 of their TOS states that any individual who purchases a copy of the game has a right to play the game, and cannot be prevented from playing games by any individual. If you've kicked from a game recently, or want to learn more, google "Among Us rule 34"

At my zoo, we circumcise all our gorillas because the eldest gorilla is Jewish and demands it. We can't argue with faith, and since we also shave our gorillas, we find the circumcised gorilla penises to be much more visually appealing, and I know our guests enjoy that touch as well because I've had many, many people come up to me and tell me how much they admire the penises on our shaved, Jewish gorillas, and that's when I take the opportunity to try to convert them to Judaism on the elder gorilla's behalf. I just want to make papa proud.

🚔 ur under arrest..BIGGEST TITS I SEEN LOL ..

🚨 boops BIG ONE

tity huge booby ,, ♥♥♥♥ 🚓

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Happy New Year!

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Meg Griffin. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING for the chance to get Meg Griffin pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bear. Why would Seth MacFarlane create something so perfect? To ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tantalize us? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laugh in our faces?!

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Can I get a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on? Can I also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position. Also, can i get just a normal pic or your ♥♥♥♥♥ from the front and one where it's spread a bit open. Can i get a picture of you fingering yourself? Can i get a pic of your ♥♥♥♥♥ and ass from behind in one shot? Can i also get a pic your full front body in just your bra and panties? And can I get a pic of your ass while your panties are all up? Can I also get a pic of your boobs while you're in the shower? For the rest of the pics can you just send whatever sexy things you want?

please stop killing friendlys. its really cringey.

Anyone else ever take the soap dispenser off the wall and ♥♥♥ in it lol. Usually once a week I take it off the wall and into the stall with me and then ♥♥♥ inside of it and stir it around with the soap, it's the only time I jerk off every week so it's quite the load. Sometimes I'll pee in it too but you can only put about a quarter of a cup in or else it makes the soap too watery, have fun mates 🤩

let's say, hypothetically, that i went to the movie theater, and the movie i was watching happened to be three hours long. for the sake of the argument, i am about halfway through watching the movie, and i have to go to the bathroom. based on what's happening on screen, i can determine that an important scene is coming up, and that i need to see it if i want to understand the plot. what's stopping me from pissing in the drink cup they gave me for my dr. pepper? if i can do it quietly enough, no one is going to be able to notice what i'm doing, and, in my honest opinion, pissing in the drink cup is a much better alternative to using the bathroom, since i would've missed an important plot point had i chosen to do so. lastly, no one would have to clean it up afterwards, since it's all contained within the drink cup, which is meant to be disposed of after the movie anyways, and, as a result, will not affect the theater staff in any way whatsoever.

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yarr....a pirate, and a girl? lifts eyepatch, eyes bulge out, my parrot squacks "Braaawwwk! Thar she blows!", i thump my pegleg on the ground like a horny rabbit, sound of a dock bell being rung as i sway from side, my pirate hat lifts a foot off my head, popeye theme plays, my tongue rolls out to reveal a picture of the jolly roger which proceeds to animate and wolf whistel yarr!!! my parrot knocks me on the head lile a woodpecker yar!! what ye be doin, polly? my parrot grabs mw by the collar with one wing and slaps me with the other yarr... i shake my head rapidly, regain my composure, adjust my pirate hat er...ye be lookin beautiful today, matey

No, you’re NOT a real gamer.

I’m so sick of all these people that tho k they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.

ey i adde dyou because i jut saw you in apub and i just wanted to say the way you playued skill and i really think our skill is when you went 52-4 and I think it would be nice to pub with someone with the skill to pocket me and it was great havong a pocket med for when i add you, thanks! <3

Okay so hear me out. In Cars 2, on multiple occasions, Sally and other female cars are swooning over Francesco's open wheels. Apparently these are attractive in the cars universe. Anyways, later in the movie a car without any tires is shown going through a metal detector at an airport. This is clearly a parody of people having to take of their shoes in real life. Using this knowledge, it is safe to assume that wheels are the equivalent of feet in the cars universe. This means that many characters in the Cars universe have foot fetishes and are very open about it.

if I take a long pause say one day and i see some hot girl in clas my pp become so hard and if i rub it then i ♥♥♥. That's the worst feeling to ♥♥♥ in underwhere. I am not addicted to pron i just really love yuri thats why i ppost so much yuri to discord ok i just relly love it it is sweet and sexy ok and it is not porn cus it's on kissanime not hentaihaven ok it is on both but it is on kissanime ok. i used to love pokimane too she is so cute and sexy but then my friends started calling me a simp earlier this year so now just watch projektmelody & vtubers and friends love me again

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You have one of the fattest, juiciest pusꜱies of all time!
You're one of the top 1%of the fattest juiciest pusꜱies.
Congratulations on your extra mega fat gorilla grip puꜱsy.

i have something to tell you sir, please don't you me get mad..... :(

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~