Recent reviews by golden

Whoever thought it was a good idea to spawn people through vegetation walls that shoot before appearing in the level, you poor poor mother was probably a hooker during your childhood, bringing home her clients while you were playing with toys. This game is old so I reckon most of the developers have settled down with a family, I hope your children develop learning disabilities and welfare diseases. What a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of a game, thanks for ruining an otherwise really enjoyable game you miserable miserable ♥♥♥♥♥

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ garbage

2 hours and 35 minutes for what? Only to sit in my junk office with newspaper pages full of critique of my cleaning.
SOMEONE LITERALLY THOUGHT A BLOOD STAIN WAS KETCHUP AND ATE IT

comedy gold
shakespearean
Need I say more?

This game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid and there is no way to save it.

It is what it is... A barbie game.
DON'T let that scare you away! This game is fantastic. I am a high level CSGO player, and if I play any game it is CSGO, but this has opened my eyes for an entirely new genre! I can dress my barbie, I can go to fashion shows with my barbie, and best of all, I can date Ken!

This is a game worth its price, check it out and see you in the dressing room sweetheart!

NOBODY LEAVES SPOOKY CAVE
DUSTPAN WANTS TO GET OUT OF SPOOKY CAVE
SIMON WANTS TO GET OUT OF SPOOKY CAVE
GOLDEN BOND WANTS TO GET OUT OF SPOOKY CAVE
the cave never ends.

This game doesn´t sound like fun if you explain it but I´ll try. It is a zombie game, you are on an island and your objective is to run around and do quests until you reach the end. (No spoilers keep reading). I really suggest YouTubing the game since it is really hard to explain the warm and comfortable feeling when you cut a zombies arm off or when you smash their head in or stomp it with your feet. The game does SOUND cliché but it is what every zombie lover could ever want. Free roam, zombies and gore. If you are not convinced to YouTube it yet. You can collect weapons mod and customize them into doing various things like burning or shocking the zombies. Now YouTube it before I shove a fire cracker up your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass.

L4D2, an awesome zombie game that you can easily play nothing is too complicated, they update it like weekly with pointless updates and stuff. But if you listen to haters and believe that L4D1 is just like the the 2nd one, you suck. It´s TOTALLY different, well if you played the first game you will easily get used to the second, but my point is that they are not so much like each other. About the game: Easy/Hard depending on how good you are and what difficulty you play on. Oh and before I forget to type it, there are many gamemodes like "Mutation" "Scavenge" "Realism".... But unfortunately there is no campaign.... jk jk ooooooooomg xD l0lz. Please YouTube this game, I swear it´s worth being payed for...... (Insert cool end of sentence word)

Hi, this game is new and not many people know about it, but seriously... I am making this recommendation for people to wake up! Every gun is in the middle of your view, your character makes sex sounds when you jump... Uhh, and your crowbar looks like someone tried to bite on it, but everything else is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COOL about this game! The graphics are also over my head too good for being released 2010, so really you should check it out, have an awesome friggin' day!