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Personal Achievements
 

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2017 @ 9:06pm

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2018 @ 5:53pm

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:43pm

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 8:01am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 3:44pm

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:25pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 8:04am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2016 @ 6:34pm

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 3:07pm

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 3:20pm

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 5:35pm

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 2:43pm

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 3:24pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 2:35pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 9:12am

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 3:40pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 8:55am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 8:02am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 3:32pm

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 8:42am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 3:47pm

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2017 @ 9:23pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2017 @ 9:10pm

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:34am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2017 @ 3:28pm

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 2:41pm

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:23am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2017 @ 9:15pm

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:15pm

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:30am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:32pm

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:19pm

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 5:41pm

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 5:38pm

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 10:42am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 10:05am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 5:14pm

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 4:50pm

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:20pm

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 9:45am

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 5:47pm

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 9:53am

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 11:14am

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 10:42am

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 3:02pm

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:52am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:40pm

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 7:10pm

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 5:42pm

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 5:58pm

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 3:54pm

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:11pm

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 4:08pm

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 4:49pm

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 5:42pm

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 6:00pm

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 10:57am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 4:24pm

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 10:15am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 6:08pm

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 4:03pm

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 10:51am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 5:52pm

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 10:59am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 5:19pm

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 10:55am

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 10:46am

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 3:40pm

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 4:01pm

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 6:40pm

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 10:13am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 6:54am

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:52pm

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:06am

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:29pm

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 6:56am

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:05pm

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:28am

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:45pm

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 11:33am

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:40am

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:34am

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 10:20am

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:49am

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:03pm

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 11:23am

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:10pm

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 2:25pm

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 3:46pm

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:36pm

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 4:38pm

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 4:50pm

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 3:23pm

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 4:48pm

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:41pm

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 3:28pm

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 3:21pm

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:09pm

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 4:55pm

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 4:52pm

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 3:33pm

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 4:58pm

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:06pm

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 3:07pm

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 3:38pm

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 3:13pm

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 3:15pm

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:21pm

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 4:46pm

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:30pm

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:51pm

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 3:20pm

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 4:27pm

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 3:24pm

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:26pm

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:43pm

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 3:28pm

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 3:09pm

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:14pm

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 4:06pm

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:56pm

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 3:13pm

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 3:51pm

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 3:58pm

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:19pm

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:36pm

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:05pm