Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
—Albert Einstein

“A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history–with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.”
--Mitch Radcliffe

Toddlers are the stormtroopers of the Lord of Entropy.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. --Bonaparte

"The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was." -- Walt West

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. -- Albert Einstein