Senaste recensioner av Gobius

This game teaches you valuable life lessons, like how to multitask poorly, how to die without honor, and how to starve while trying to gather food and supplies to build more traps when all you really want to do is burn the forest down and dance with the pig king with your pet catcoon.

Absolute crap platformer masquerading around as a time-attack super meat boy clone. Moving obstacles change speed depending on whether you're moving or not, and controls are unresponsive, making your character seem sluggish and unpolished. Rush Bros. feels more like a beta release than a full game.

Oh, and who sets online versus mode as the default on first install? (turn "Accept Challengers" off to play single-player mode)