22
Products
reviewed
289
Products
in account

Recent reviews by Ham Stroker's Ejacula

< 1  2  3 >
Showing 1-10 of 22 entries
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
26.7 hrs on record (7.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
if, like me, you didn't think this was for you i urge you to give it a try, it is surprisingly fun and addictive.
Posted 30 August, 2022.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
9.3 hrs on record
A very fun game, with an interesting story, compelling characters all wrapped up with a funny yet not intrusive sense of humour.
The combat can feel a bit clunky at times, however its incredibly minor.
And the voice acting is pretty amazing, except for max, as i'm 99% sure that's just a real life recording of a therapy session with Joshua Tomar.
Posted 13 August, 2022. Last edited 13 August, 2022.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
12.5 hrs on record
A very original, funny, stylish and enjoyable roguelike, highly reccomended :)
Posted 20 July, 2022.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
36.9 hrs on record (36.8 hrs at review time)
To call this game perfect would be a lie.
its aight.
Posted 24 November, 2021.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
0.2 hrs on record
I've spent more time on this game on xbox, low graphics settings don't do this game justice and i cant run high graphics on my pc.
The complete turnaround Hello Games pulled with this game is incredibly commendable, more devs should aspire to be like them.
9/10
Posted 4 September, 2021. Last edited 1 March, 2022.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
120.8 hrs on record (82.9 hrs at review time)
Fun game, lots of customisation, lots of guns, interesting characters, Locke < Bain don't @.

I hope they continue to update this game, its alot of fun with friends.
Posted 15 August, 2021.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
7 people found this review helpful
19.0 hrs on record (18.4 hrs at review time)
One of the biggest complaints you'll see with this is how much RNG there is with the shooting, but what people forget is, this is just chess with extra steps, and shooting isnt the main point of the game, its strategy.
Aside from that i think the game's extremely fun, addicting, and a fun take on chess highly reccomend.
Posted 24 October, 2020.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
3.0 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
At its core, this game is really a love story about one man and his quest for his lover, be-ear, who was tragically taken away by satan, you play as Marty, a sophisticated intelligent man who is able to do high level mathematics and often uses that knowledge to aid him in his journey for his lover.
good love game, good
Posted 22 September, 2020.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
5 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
no, game not that good, game handles strange, game buggy, game boring.
Posted 20 September, 2020.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
52.3 hrs on record (16.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
good, game good, not updated enough though
Posted 20 September, 2020.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
< 1  2  3 >
Showing 1-10 of 22 entries