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I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a ♥♥♥♥ on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can ♥♥♥. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to ♥♥♥ on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in ♥♥♥ and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, ♥♥♥♥ throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.






Melih
1- Oyuna girerken bismillah çekilecek
2- Oyuna girildiğinde sağ tıkla giriş yapılacak
3- Rekabet maçında ısınmaya girmeden 2 rekat namaz kılınacak
4- Terörist tarafından anti-teröriste geçilirken tövbe edilecek
5- Skinlerde aşırıya kaçılmayacak
6- Takım arkadaşı silahsızken silah çekilmeyecek (bknz. "Komşusu açken tok yatılmaz")
7- Önce Allah'ın verdiği can güvenceye alınıp armor çekilecek
8- Ramazan ayındaysak sis atılınca içine fazla çekilmeyecek
9- Sprey kullanılıyorsa nisa taifesini anımsatan sprey kullanılmayacak. Mümkünse mezar taşı kullanılacak.
10- Oyundan çıkarken sol tık ile çıkılacak


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All propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach.
Billy Herrington

"Death solves all problems - no man, no problem."

Sylvester Stallone