The Lusty Argonian Maid is a play and book filled with numerous examples of sexual innuendo written by Crassius Curio. It is often found in the sleeping areas of reclusive men. The Dawnguard expansion includes a variant called The Sultry Argonian Bard in which the titular character, Croon-Tail, is male, and his patroness is female. There are 2 volumes of the book.