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BOY SMINEM COOL   Agronom, Krasnodar, Russian Federation
 
 
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Quick rundown on Sminem

>Sminem once made a tidal wave of ♥♥♥ that filled up a 55 gallon drum, he poured it into a dumpster full of used rape kits and the result went on to populate central asia

>Sminem first came to russia many moons ago and the incomprihensable tongue speaking savages that he cucked to empregnate their women called him rurik the viking

>Catherine the great was an experiment by sminem to see how far he could suck his enourmous shlong into his body, the fabled horse incident was really a confused man that couldn't comprehend how large his penis really was while untucked, so by the dim lamplight he assumed it must be a woman having sex with a horse

>The russian saying "beating the fruit off the tree with your penis" was a reference to sminems leasurely activities

>The old russian tradition of using your daughter in law as a sex slave was started by sminem because not even his own sons could avoid being cuckolded by him
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