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Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:04pm 
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.
Drek 21 Jun, 2023 @ 12:36pm 
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METERWATER 29 Nov, 2020 @ 4:05pm 
No you're NOT a gamer

No you're NOT a gamer

I'm so sick of all these people who think they're gamers. No, you're not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying "I put well over 100hrs in this game and it's great!" That's nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ in all of our games. I see people who only have the Nintendo switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we'll be friends.

Also DEAR WOMEN: Pokemon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew Valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT. REAL. GAMES. Put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once. -sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers
Almost a vegetable 2 Nov, 2020 @ 12:20pm 
MA anon here. Live out in the suburbs of Boston (near Colombelsea, just north of Scumerville). Biden signs are EVERYWHERE. They say Joe can get things done. I’ve even heard in the barbershops they are calling him “Kennedy Joe”. Kamala seems to resonate with the female work ethic in this region, no doubt a legacy to our Puritan roots. They see Trump as just some New Yorker with a lot of huff and puff. I see “Kennedy Joe” being called early on Tuesday. Not even sure why GOP voters in Massachusetts would even go out and risk COVID considering the insurmountable lead by “Kennedy Joe” (has a great ring)
Almost a vegetable 31 Oct, 2020 @ 4:08pm 
In the Fortnite map, after players arrive via train at No Malarkey Station, there are six challenges related to the Biden-Harris agenda for players to complete, the campaign told The Verge:
Help Build a New Research Facility at Champ’s Construction site: “Build a new research facility at the local historically Black college. Build to the top, and stay inside the blueprints.”
Install 3 Scranton Towers: “Help install these new 5G Broadband towers to ensure every American has access to broadband,” with a shoutout to Biden’s birthplace of Scranton, Pennsylvania.
Restore The Aviator River: “Race to collect industrial waste and restore the river. This challenge highlights Biden’s plan to mobilize the next generation of conservation and resilience workers through a Civilian Climate Corps.”
Visit Joe’s Famous Ice Cream Shop: “slide down the colors (flavors) to get as much ice cream as you can.”
Almost a vegetable 30 Oct, 2020 @ 11:00pm 
My name's Joe Biden I'm a democratic candidate for the United States senate and it get hot, I got lotta, I got hairy legs... that, that turn... that, that, that, that, that, that, that that turn... uh uh umm...blonde, in the sun. And the kids used to come up and reach in the pool... and rub my legs down. So [???] and then watch the hair come back up again they look at. So I learned about roaches -- and I learned about kids jumping on my lap. And I love kids jumping on my lap. A HUNDRED AND FIFTY MILLION PEOPLE have been killed since 2007 when Bernie voted to exempt the gun manufacturers from liability. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids... We choose SCIENCE over FICTION. We choose TRUTH over FACTS.
Almost a vegetable 29 Oct, 2020 @ 9:17pm 
Look, fat. I live in rural Caswell County, North Carolina where the people haven't voted for a Democrat since Jefferson Davis and there are Biden signs in every yard. My neighbors have even taken to calling him "Tar Heel Joe" because they know he has our backs. If Trump is losing the Tobacco road then he doesn't stand a chance
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METERWATER 10 Sep, 2020 @ 10:04am 
Number one. Steady hand. One day, Kim Jong Un need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Kim Jong Un die! SSD very mad! I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car and new woman. Darryl save life.

My big secret. I kill Kim Jong Un on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
Almost a vegetable 17 Apr, 2020 @ 8:09pm 
Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed englando. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "legend league" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am challenger 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.
Almost a vegetable 16 Mar, 2020 @ 8:41pm 
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Almost a vegetable 27 Feb, 2020 @ 4:25pm 
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Almost a vegetable 24 Jan, 2020 @ 4:08pm 
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Almost a vegetable 19 Dec, 2019 @ 2:07pm 
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Almost a vegetable 30 Oct, 2019 @ 8:12pm 
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Almost a vegetable 9 Feb, 2019 @ 11:17am 
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Almost a vegetable 9 Feb, 2019 @ 11:15am 
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For a moment he did not understand. "I . . . do you mean . . . m'lord, I have no . . . I . . ."
"With your mouth," Lord Ramsay said.
"Reek, get over here. Get her ready for me."
For a moment he did not understand. "I . . . do you mean . . . m'lord, I have no . . . I . . ."
"With your mouth," Lord Ramsay said.
"Reek, get over here. Get her ready for me."
For a moment he did not understand. "I . . . do you mean . . . m'lord, I have no . . . I . . ."
"With your mouth," Lord Ramsay said.
"Reek, get over here. Get her ready for me."
For a moment he did not understand. "I . . . do you mean . . . m'lord, I have no . . . I . . ."
"With your mouth," Lord Ramsay said.
"Reek, get over here. Get her ready for me."
For a moment he did not understand. "I . . . do you mean . . . m'lord, I have no . . . I . . ."
"With your mouth," Lord Ramsay said.
Ziomo4D 21 Jan, 2019 @ 7:56pm 
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Chocolate Thunder 23 Jul, 2017 @ 9:19am 
>be 15 years old
>on school trip to a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ zoo
>animals and so forth
>go in elephant house
>oh god it smells so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad
>stench of elephant ♥♥♥♥ is burning the back of my throat
>feel something grab my waist
>elephant picks me up with its trunk
>srsly wtf
>forces me up another elephant's vagina
>for no good reason I get naked
>walking round inside elephant's womb
>♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my sister is in here too
>suddenly everything starts shaking
>look out of hole in cervix, see huge elephant penis thrusting in and out
>we both reach down elephant pee hole and massage it from inside
>feelsgoodman
>it's throbbing and pulsing
>hot steaming semen starts to erupt over our arms, flooding our womb prison
>I punch my sister in the tits for a laugh
>she is so turned on
>massaging elephant ♥♥♥ into each other while I punch her tits and kick her in the ♥♥♥♥
>we're still in there
>zookeepers push sandwiches up elephant's ♥♥♥♥ for us
>we have wireless internet in here
Chocolate Thunder 9 May, 2017 @ 12:06pm 
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Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome 27 Sep, 2016 @ 3:18pm 
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Chocolate Thunder 1 Feb, 2016 @ 1:04pm 
̿̿ ̿̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=༼ ▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿ ༽ YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR BEING CASUAL. COME OUT WITH YOUR DONGERS RAISED ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=༼ ▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿ ༽
theod 28 Jan, 2016 @ 7:34pm 
>my face when americans call chips "french fries"
>my face when americans call crisps "chips"
>my face when americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars"
>my face when americans call motorized rollinghams "cars"
>my face when americans call merry fizzlebombs "fireworks"
>my face when americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC"
>my face when americans call meat water "gravy"
>my face when americans call electro-rope "power cables"
>my face when americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a "burger"
>my face when americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens"
>my face when americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs"
>my face when americans call breaddystack a "sandwich"
>my face when americans call their hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards"
>my face when americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly"
theod 28 Jan, 2016 @ 7:34pm 
>my face when americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator"
>my face when americans call forcey fun time "rape"
>my face when americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater"
>my face when americans call a rickedy-pop a "gear shift"
>my face when americans call a choco chip bucky wicky as a "cookie"
>my face when americans call peepee friction pleasure "sex"
>my face when americans call a pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver"
>my face when americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a "gun"
>my face when americans call ceiling-bright a "Lightbulb"
>my face when americans call blimpy bounce bounce a "ball"
>my face when americans call a slippery dippery long mover a "snake"
>my face when americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops "roads"
theod 28 Jan, 2016 @ 7:32pm 
Everyone talks about 'fuccboys' these days, and I feel that, there are heaps of fuccboys around and they're gross as ♥♥♥♥. But ♥♥♥♥, is anyone talking about all the fuccgirls around atm?
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 5k instagram followers boring ass mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with nothing interesting to say about ♥♥♥♥ non stop posting half naked selfies with rap lyrics in between pictures of influential musicians that they don't even listen to. Snapchat stories of them pouting and lip syncing to lyrics trying to look as kawaii as ♥♥♥♥. Usually the same fuccgirls that are complaining about the abundance of fuccboys in their life.
I'm down with anyone getting it however they wanna get it, and if that's you, then feel free to conduct yourself in what ever manner you want, I don't want to stifle your style but I'm just saying that I see all you fuccgirls in plain site and you're lame as ♥♥♥♥.
theod 28 Jan, 2016 @ 7:27pm 
I sexually Identify as a Barbie girl in a Barbie world. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being wrapped in plastic. People say to me that a person being a Barbie girl in a Barbie world is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a pink, cardboard box on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Barbie” and respect my right to touch and to play. If you can’t accept me you’re a Barbiephobe and need to check your let's go party privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Vibe 20 Oct, 2015 @ 5:18pm 
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome 20 Oct, 2015 @ 6:35am 
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE SPOOKY SKELETON, REPOST THIS 3 TIMES IN THE NEXT 2 SECONDS OR YOU WILL BE VISITED BY A SPOOKY SKELETON TONIGHT! 95% OF PEOPLE WILL NOT POST THIS….. AND THEY WILL BECOME SKELETON…..
Vibe 22 Sep, 2015 @ 3:55pm 
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76561198170476438 21 Jul, 2015 @ 1:15am 
It too late for stopping so I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I ♥♥♥ IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
76561198170476438 21 Jul, 2015 @ 1:15am 
forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her.
McGrunts 24 May, 2015 @ 7:23pm 
Boo ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hoo. You're fat as ♥♥♥♥. Not just overweight. You are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lard obsessed. Looking at that jiggly flesh abortion you call a body is repulsive to anyone with a functioning sense of sight. Sorry, but none of us made that rule, easy as it is blaming us for the fact that there is no MySpace angle great enough to hide the effects that years of "rewarding" and "comforting" yourself with processed food and sugar every time you so much as changed that stretched out airship canvas you call a "shirt" has had on your body.
McGrunts 24 May, 2015 @ 7:23pm 
Hell, even you agree with me. Pull up a picture of some gigantic fat man with rolls spilling everywhere. Now pull up a shirtless Chris Hemsworth. Which one is getting your thick, greasy juices flowing? But it's totally different when it's you, right? We just need to get to know your personality! You're fun and quirky and sweet and being fat doesn't define you! Right. It's almost like we've heard it all before, from a million fatties. Each absolutely convinced that they're special and different.
McGrunts 24 May, 2015 @ 7:22pm 
The only crime we've committed is being honest with you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ greasebeasts. The fact that you would rather attempt to force us to accept you as attractive through censorship and browbeating rather than simply following the few simple steps it takes to actually be attractive shows an embarrassing level of self-absorption and can only lead anyone not looking to hammer another nail into your hugbox to conclude that you're just as ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ repulsive on the inside as you are on the out.
McGrunts 24 May, 2015 @ 7:22pm 
You could change right now. You could take an honest look at yourself in the mirror and realize that within a few months you could actually be those things you delude yourself into thinking you are. You could have a moment of clarity and finally understand that the way you live your life is disgusting to literally everyone, and anyone telling you otherwise is lying to you to either preserve your feelings or to drag you back into the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hole that they themselves can't escape from. You could download a calorie tracker app and ask for fitness tips from the endless number of Internet sources and start right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ now.
But you won't.