Once, i was playing chess with a psychiatric doctor in a cage. We bet that who ever won got a top secret book of files. In the middle of the game a spider came down from the ceiling and bit my psychiatric opponent on the pinky toe. He fell on the ground screaming with pain and I watched him slowly but surely die on the ground. His death meant that I won the chess game by default. Which meant that I also won the bet. When I opened the top secret book of files the only thing i saw was pictures of naked, hairless cats...