There once was a character called Wright
Who, unlike most, wasn't ♥♥♥♥♥
He had strange spiky hair
And a badge with a glare
But which his partner comments is trite.

On occasion he takes up a case
Where he puts egg on the prosecution's face
But then against Karma
Thank god we've plot armour
As he makes Edgeworth look a disgrace.

In the beginning for Mia we frown
As her unfortunate murder goes down
And a White quite unpleasant
Is the suspect that's present
And for this killing he'll lose his renown.

Next, for Hammer our heads are scratched
As his assailant we ordain to catch
But as the costume's unseen
All's far from it seems
Has the player now met their match?

Finally, in front of Edgeworth we're placed
As he seemingly took two shots in the face
But in all of the panic
He makes choices quite manic
And for what's following one should brace.

In the end, for the credits my face lit
As, unlike most, they weren't ♥♥♥♥
We spy Fia's ghost
While Gumshoe gives a toast
Followed by a startling "HOLD IT!"